merfle

Merfle is a brand of soap

I wash my hands with merfle

by bno December 19, 2004

muffler

slang term for cigarette, widely used in arizona.
(due to it's stricking resemblemce to a muffler, complete with the smoke exiting.)

"after i was finished making love to the prostitute, i fired up a muffler and sipped on some zinfandel, with a smile."

by Cosmo S. February 20, 2006

muffle lopper

one of the most insulting names you can call anyone!

omg! steve is such a muffle lopper!

by der gelbe bananen January 18, 2008

Murferator

The cardboard tube in the center of a roll of toilet paper.

Why don't you ever replace the toilet paper roll? There are a half dozen murferators on the floor in there.

by Marcus Tee August 28, 2008

Dutch Muffler

Similar to the Dutch Rudder. When a partner assists you with placing your own fingers in your anus and continues thrusting your hand for stimulation.

She wouldn't have sex with me but i did get her to give me a dutch muffler.

My asshole is still sore from that dutch muffler my girl gave me last night.

by Dklinington March 26, 2014

Merfle

To have an online orgy with a large group of people of varying ages, genders, and sexual preferences. Very similar to cult sex. It may be spoken of in Instant Messages with involved members, but never anywhere else outside the "merfle".

Also, a large, intimate group of people.

"Oh my god, I could sure go for a merfle right about now."

"You should have been online Friday. You missed one good merfle."

"You can't tell her that. She's not in the merfle"

by Ilovemerfles October 12, 2005

Murtle

To fart out of one's penis.

My girlfriend sneezed while giving me a BJ and I let out a huge murtle.

by Mike the G December 28, 2005