A girl with a large volume of public hair otherwise known as a muff. Muffers can be seen at the beach or by the pool where their muffs appear as bulges in their swimsuits.
by wexter December 2, 2014
Get the muffer mug.The emotional manifestation of guilt and sadness created by ingesting mass quantities of preservative riddled, grease drenched or excessively sweet foods. The term originally derived from the proverbial muffins that were sold in the vending machine of "The Great Collapse's" jam space.
Luke: Dude, I'm totally muffering. I just ate a whole bag of ketchup chips.
Caroline: And yet your still tempted to go for Chester Chicken?
Luke: Maybe then I'll escape the memories of my grandmother's death.
Darcy: I just got fired, I'm going to go KFC it off.
Caroline: You'll be muffering about that later.
Caroline: And yet your still tempted to go for Chester Chicken?
Luke: Maybe then I'll escape the memories of my grandmother's death.
Darcy: I just got fired, I'm going to go KFC it off.
Caroline: You'll be muffering about that later.
by xenialarouge November 5, 2009
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when someone sitting on a piece of furniture (couch) farts and stays sitting down (not getting up at all) causing the fart to be held within the furniture
by jamankita October 19, 2010
Get the muffed mug.Ricer: Oh yeah I just got a loud muffler for my car so people will think my car is cool because it has a loud exhaust but I'm too poor to afford a real powerful car!
Me: ......You're an idiot.
Me: ......You're an idiot.
by Kevin Esser February 25, 2008
Get the Muffler mug.A term used to describe a young male who spends eccessive amounts of time with his girlfriend, as opposed to spending time with his friends.
Guy 1; "Is Dave coming out tonight?"
Guy 2; "Nah, he's being a muffer and staying in with his missus".
Guy 2; "Nah, he's being a muffer and staying in with his missus".
by huckers September 7, 2006
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(due to it's stricking resemblemce to a muffler, complete with the smoke exiting.)
(due to it's stricking resemblemce to a muffler, complete with the smoke exiting.)
"after i was finished making love to the prostitute, i fired up a muffler and sipped on some zinfandel, with a smile."
by Cosmo S. February 20, 2006
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