moofster

A person that wears a woman's thighs as ear warmers/muffs.

Dave Gingernuts: My brother is such a moofster, he can't get his wife's legs unwrapped from his head.

Bob Firecrotch: Word?

by ex_guile December 29, 2007

moofasa

only the greatest beast ever created by Disney. He schooled Scar but was attacked by a heard of wilderbeast and then fell off a cliff. His glory lived on in his son, Simba, who in turn got revenge and killed Scar.

One day Moofasa was walking in the safari when suddenly his evil brother Scar pounced on him and bit his neck.

Damn, dat Moofasa be banging!

by nala africaan March 3, 2008

Moofugly

Mother Fuckin' ugly

Oh Mi Gawd! That girl is so Moofugly!

by HollisterChick007 March 12, 2008

MooFro

A fat chicks vagina hair is like an afro.

"Did she have a moofro?"

by insomniachild2 August 3, 2009

mboof

when a male/female thinks a member of the opposite sex is unattractive, or something is gross.

That girl over there is mboof.

by Jerome Mueller December 24, 2009

Moofax

an insult of the highest caliber.

yeah? Well you're a moofax!!!

by EmJoPC August 27, 2010

moof

A M.an O.f O.utstanding F.aith
Puts his faith above everything, and wants to spread his faith to everyone. A Moof is usually an athletic individual, and uses his experience in sports to share his faith. This is a person committed to showing others in the right direction.

Guy: Man, that guy is very strong in his faith
Other guy: Yeah, he's a Moof alright

by Paco Bell December 5, 2014