Morest

To overemphasize the word "more". Can be used to win in an argument over who loves who more. One can simply replace the word "more" with "morest", to establish dominance in the argument and most importantly, to prove to your loved one that you love them morest. No being shall use this word unless they mean it 101%

Boy: I love you.
Girl: I love you more!
Boy: Well I love you morest!

by Dattenordrummer January 25, 2015

molesting

the plural definition for feeding moles to an animal

Wow jerry , stop molesting zara! your spoiling her !

by toeateggornottoeategg December 13, 2022

Foot-molestation

When an individual goes out of his/her way to touch your foot with their own foot, but they do not pull their foot back. He/she will hold their foot against the victim's foot for an extended period of time, thus making this foot-molestation. It is a very unwanted and unpleasant experience for the victim. It is usually a sign of homosexuality when both parties are the same sex.

After the incident occurs you feel defiled and dirty, and can't get the unpleasant queer feeling to go away. It's completely normal, it takes time for the effects to go away.

(Soldier 1 touches Soldier 2's foot under the table)
Soldier 2: Ew, I'm filing sexual harassment according AR 216-2.5 which covers all aspects of foot-molestation.
Soldier 1: No, please don't tell on me, I'm your sergeant.
Soldier 2: Fuck, why did they have to let fags in the army.

by MikeHunt1987 July 5, 2012

Child molester

1. Someone (usually over 18) who has intercourse with minors (sometimes without their consent)
2. A dude who is creepy as fuck

Billy: Dude, did you hear that old man Steve is registered as a sex offender?
Timmy: That’s because he is a fucking child molester. Remember when he had oral sex with Jimmy when he was 12?
Billy: Oh yeah, what a pervert.

by Some.Random.Bitch June 2, 2018

molester bumps

1.n: A form of mollescum given to someone by a molester.

The doctor said the molester bumps were caused by my Aunt Vag touching me as a child.

by Remy Martin September 5, 2007

Molestache

Part Mustache. Part Molest. 100% Pure Sexy.

Hide the children! That creepy man with the molestache is in town again.

by Lom Johnson July 23, 2009

Molesto Joe

A creepy perverted guy, one that looks like he would molest you or a guy who looks like he would like young girls. Has a white trash or skeevy appearance and is often seen checking females out and leering.

Oh My God, that dude over there is soo creepy, what a Molesto Joe!

by Olivia Mae September 23, 2008