Moon Head(s) 

Moon Heads are thugs (or chavs in britian) who can barely string together simple sentences without the use of the F word.

An easy way to detect a moon head is the repeated use of the phrase "arghh mate it woz such a batty crease", a Slight over bite, usually a dimond earing and the trait that got them their name; their huge, oily, spotty, shaven skulls.

In some cases they will have thick circular glasses and/or will be very short

----CAUTION----
These will be the cockiest little sh*ts you will ever meet, try and avoid this breed of Moon Heads.

Moon Head: "F*cking hell, you F*cking emo!? "

Man: "Erm no i'm just wearing skinny jeans lol."

*Moon Head turns to it's Moon Head(s)*

Moon Head: "ahhhaha f*cking mate!? f*cking batty crease mate, f*cking emo wearing f*cking skinny jeans - F*cking state mate, i f*cking tell you Haha"

Moon Head(s) by ThatKidChalkie October 4, 2010

Moon Pig 

An ugly female, usually over wieght that frequents the bars, that is picked up by desperate men usually in the hours between 1am and 2am. Also known as the bar fly.

Jimmy not being able to find a suitable woman, went after the moon pig before last call.

Moon Pig by thewalkingdictionary January 7, 2010

moon cricket 

A member of the afrocentric persuasion.

I was lost in the dark, luckily the teeth of that moon cricket showed me the way.

moon cricket by Carl Panzram Jr. May 27, 2004

Moon Tanning 

The act of getting a tan from the moon. It helps if you are on mushrooms.

Team Hammer went Moon Tanning last night, it was awesome.

Moon Tanning by Team Hammer September 20, 2010

Moon Jumping

The act of jumping onto someone's bed with your pants down and wedging their pillow between your butt cheeks and rocking back and forth vigorously.

Once a common practice in high school and college dormitories, moon jumping is sweet revenge for having been wronged. The full force of a moon jump will not be appreciated until your victim goes to bed. If you've done a poor job wiping yourself, the results can be fantastic.

Moon Jumping by Northwood Zeek December 9, 2011

Moon-Induced Dyslexia 

The cause of frequent misspellings during late night Facebook chats. It only occurs at night and thus is induced by the moon.

Person 1: "Ugh i hvanet eevn srtarted the egnlish paepr."
Person 2: "Dude..."
Person 1: "Oh sorry, I have moon-induced dyslexia"

Moon-Induced Dyslexia by heythuritscait April 4, 2011

Moon Dump 

Combination of a Sky-Dump and a moon. Essentially it is making someone witness a poo off a cliff, roof etc.

Example of a moon dump: Car drives by a group of people in line at movie theater. Man hangs bum out of car window. Bum hanging out of window drops a turd.

Moon Dump by brinchy October 17, 2014