mooze

to ejaculate; the remnants of said ejaculation

The Chinese altar-boy was covered in mooze

by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

moob grab

when one preferably a shmendrick (see shmendrick) stands comfortably behind the moober, and places there hands gently above around the mipples. After a count down of 3..2..1 they grasp the moobs as hard as they can until the moober screams oy vey.

Shmendre gave Shmenrick the best moob grab of his life.

by Shmen July 3, 2004

mooby

When you masturbate and take a poo at the same time

If someone is in a rush to get ready they might say
"just pulling a mooby"

by The Little Man February 24, 2007

mooble nooble

Like a purple nurple but the whole moob(man boob)is twisted, very painful!

You: Duuude! Did he just mooble nooble you? Looked painful!

Mate: Yes, my moob is gonna fall off!

by Colgate Man 13 March 31, 2008

Moobox

Another term for "cow."

"What's that outside?"
"Oh nothing, just a couple of mooboxes."

by hatboxghost August 10, 2009

Moobs

Man boobs. Not the kind that like muscley, but are like pyramids on a chest and often require a sports bra or training bra to supress.

That kid needs a bra for those moobs.

by Thegirlwhoplayedwithbitches April 22, 2011

mootzie

Can be a noun or a verb.

Noun: Something or someone who is cute beyond words! The person seeing this uber-cuteness often makes a high-pitched "PEEEEEE!" or "SQUEEEEE!" sound because he/she/it is just so damn cute!!

Verb: Refers to the act of being cute.

PEEEEEE! There's a mootzie on the fence (referring to a squirrel or some other super-cute animal).

My son, Adam is so mootzie!!

by nerdnik June 28, 2011