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Moldova

n. The country that epic sax guy is from.
John: I'm going to Moldova!
Billy: Do you think you'll meet empic sax guy?
John: It's 2018, this is a dead meme
by datsacow November 4, 2018
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Molly Mormon

Perjorative. Among LDS young men a Molly Mormon is a young woman heaven-bent on securing a Temple-worthy husband to support her and provide for the large (6+) number of children she wants to bear as quickly as possible. A Molly Mormon is a sweetly-smiling, seemingly retiring, docile, submissive young LDS woman who expects to be the controlling master of her household after marriage, training her husband to be attuned to her will, and encouraging him at every opportunity to execute his many church volunteer callings and submit to the ward bishop and authority, and is ambitious for his rise within the ward priesthood ranks, which determines her status among the other Mollys. The young LDS men fear her as a cunning sweetie-pie church-ambitious female shark on the make who expects her husband to perform his duties, even if it requires three jobs so that she can stay at home, with her children.

Aging married Molly Mormons tend to cluster outside the window of Utah department stores to police the display of naked mannequins when the fashion displays are updated. Nude mannequins draw the wrathful ire of elderly Molly Mormons, who serially march up greatly offended to the department stores’ executive offices to complain about disgraceful public nudity.

An aging Molly Mormon, sans makeup, was prominently featured in a 1966 STAR TREK TV episode, THE MAN TRAP, attempting to suck the life out of Captain Kirk at the climax of the episode when Dr. McCoy dispatched her with his phaser.
Spencer Christianson just graduated from BYU with his business degree and all the Molly Mormons have their sights set on marrying him at the Singles' Ward.
by somuchpink August 27, 2013
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Mold in the Fold

A severe yeast infection that occurs in the fat folds of extremely obese women. Quite possibly the nastiest thing imaginabe.
Chap one: "There is a rather nasty odor emenating from that extremely rotund lady."
Chap two: "Ah yes, I know her roommate, and she mentioned that she doesn't bathe as often as she should. And I note she is buying 23 boxes of Monistat. Perhaps she has some Mold in the Fold?"
by Gaz Edmunds October 2, 2006
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Molise

It doesn't exist. It's only an immaginary place located between Narnia and Neverland. Some crazy people said they've seen it sonewhere in Italy. In facts, the word has the same steam of Molisn't, that says it doesn't exist. The population is made for 65% by unicorns, killers, Nicky Minaj and Santa Clauses. The resting 35% is made by Napoletans (see terrone). This word is used to talk about nothing or nobody.
Everybody in Molise likes you.
(Nobody likes you).
by Peco01 May 11, 2016
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Holy Mole In A Hole

Him: "Will you marry me?"
Her: "Holy Mole In A Hole!!!!"
by lilrachel333 September 12, 2009
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Molecular Scope

A well known flash animation in the chemistry world that is a just a bit too popular among some who take high school chemistry.
Teacher: Today we will...
Jhoon: Molecular Scope?
Teacher: No
Class: Awwwwwww
by PointyBagels May 20, 2010
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dena moline

An awesome, beautiful, highly intelligent young lady.
Wow, she is such a Dena Moline, I mean LOOK AT HER!
by the best ever March 26, 2005
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