Millennial Spliff

Hitting a juul and a dab pen at the same time

Bro that millennial spliff got me faded

by TheShlow October 1, 2019

Millennieitis

The inflammation of a Millennial. The presence of any discomfort or pain that is unwanted in someone feeling entitled to life without pain. Pain can manifest as physical symptoms or emotional distress, brought on by such conditions as the "common cold" or a "differing opinion". Typically found within the Millennia Generation, this dangerous condition is also contagious to non-Millennials feeling similarly entitled, and can be referred to "Millennieitis by Poxy".

Michael, a 28 year old man-boy, suffered from a stuffy nose requiring his mother to bring him to the emergency department.

"Is it serious?" mom asks.
"No, its millennieitis"

by arnoldmd November 6, 2017

millennial twat

Real time neck up dead lacking street skills other than its Uber app.

Twat 1 says "holy bat shit is totally lost in translation cuz Uber broke down with no celly life "

Twat 2 says "Ur such a ginormous Millennial Twat"

by Never Sell Out ! 88 November 21, 2017

Millennial Warming

The period originated from the 18th century with the industrial revolution when the global average temperature increased. This is similar to past warm eras such as the Medieval warming and Roman warming. This term was coined by the fame Nobel Peace prize-earner, global physicist in international affairs of the quantum molecular movements professor of Oxford, Juan Hernandez.

Paul : Yo it’s 100 degrees outside, I’m boutta get 4th degree burns. At least I can cook outside cuz I can’t afford a stove.
Juan : Yeah it’s the millennial warming.

by Tssovinar October 17, 2019

book millennial

A millennial who reads all the y.a. books they can find on their kindle; reads all the books that are literal straight porn.

i’m scared of book millennials and their bookshelves.

book millennials get zero dick/pussy.

by bookmillsarescary March 9, 2021

Millennial

Derogatory term for people in their twenties obsessed with avocados, tumblr, pinterest, and awful memes (from tumblr, usually). They also like Friends, and probably do Buzzfeed quizzes. BEWARE!

Any 20 year old: "I'm a millennial."
Me: "Why?"

by gamergirl123456 April 13, 2021

Millennial Aspirin

MDMA, Molly, Beans, Ecstasy

It's called Millennial Aspirin because Millennials pop Molly like Aspirin, get it?

by IG Models Are Manna From God November 15, 2023