minster

a girl named min. whos has the ability to min

She's such a minster

by chris wee May 4, 2005

midshit

A dickriding vertically-challanged stalker who roams the depths of western Cranston, leeching information from his elders and contridicting himself.

Midshit: HEY SPLASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Lare: Damn, that kid is such a midshit.

by Lare Short May 5, 2004

galaxy minstrel

A measure of how many chocolate confections one can secrete under one's foreskin without causing either a) extreme pain; or b) flesh to tear. An average is three. The maximum is six.

Beginners should start with Tic-tacs before moving onto M&Ms. Shoving a bag of Galaxy Minstrels up your foreskin is advanced stuff.

And remember to perform your stretches first.

I was admiring my physique in Asda when I noticed a patch of blood on the front of my lycra shorts. My foreskin had only gone and ripped again hadn't it?

by McGoohan March 22, 2005

MIDS

Mother I'd like to Dirty Sanchez

Dude, she's a real hot milf. Come to think of it she a MIDS.

by Evan Marz March 29, 2010

miest

Pronounced meest.

Something that is so horribly difficult, stressful and scary that no other word will suffice.

Person 1: Can you do that ANALyis question about generating functions?
Person 2: No! It's a miest!

by SR May 14, 2005

A Midsummer Night's Dream

When a man sneaks into a womans room and eats her out in her sleep. He then leaves without any gratification of his own, other than the thrill of being a pervert.

Guy1: "dude I gave the cheerleading captain A Midsummer Night's Dream"

Guy2: "How was it?"

Guy1: "I think she was on her period."

Guy2: "NICE!!!"

by extrmealpnst September 29, 2009

minst

To minst means missing someone especially at night or when feeling alone even if missing them isn't something you'd usually feel.

To miss someone, not in the long run, but only when something reminds you of that person

To miss memories, places, or to miss someone even if you know that they dont miss you back.

I minst about Anna. It's weird since I only saw her a few times this summer.

I minst about that field, it was really nice up there, and I minst that time when i kissed him there.

So you don't text him because you minst him?

by devilqhx January 26, 2019