Microsoft

big chunk of fuckin spyware on your computer

Me: All right, I've turned my laptop camera off!
Microsoft: That's what you fucking think

by EngineerGaming April 7, 2021

Microsoft Teams

Am I audible? Is my screen visible?

Microsoft Teams is used for brain harassment of students

by VTheVir February 18, 2022

Microsoft Internet Explorer

a web browser that downloads chrome. otherwise its fucking useless.

i just used microsoft internet explorer to download google chrome

by Piece of shit ass motherfucker February 21, 2022

Microsoft Teams

A glitchy, broken, and laggy app developed by sadists at Microsoft as a tool to torture anyone and and everyone who works in IT.

Fuck Microsoft Teams

by Weeamiku March 4, 2022

Micronational War

A Micronational War Is when a Micronation Declares war on a other Micronation, Micronational War is not deadly, It's like a nerf war, But with airsoft at times (Usually airsoft) Actual rifles may be owned by a micronational owner but they wont use it, Cus It's not very legal to shoot someone, INFACT IT IS VERY ILLEGAL to shoot someone, Don't do that.

OI IMA DECLARE Micronational War ON YA!

by Orrie Democratic Republic. May 19, 2022

Microscopic Penis

If you have this, you get no pussy. I will assure you that you will never have sex in your life ever.

“Hey I heard that Billy has a Microscopic Penis. He’s not having sex!”

by I Don’t Have a Small Penis June 22, 2022

Microscopic

What women say to other women to hide the fact you have a big cock/dick that they want in their face

What about Dominic

Pshh don’t worry about him his dick is microscopic

Idk I’ve heard otherwise bitch

by Watermelon flavored coochie 69 June 30, 2022