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The Philip method

The woman lies down on the American side of the border while the man does her from the Mexican border. Then right as the man jizzes he jumps over the border so the kid is conceived in the United States and Trump can’t deport him.
Philip was conceived using the Philip method. So no matter how hard he tries he’s not a real immigrant.
by CC_021 May 12, 2019
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The Rob Method

This is used to describe a way to smoke marijuana, when you wanna break out that new peace pipe you got except you really can't shove all the stuff in that undersized hole, and don't wanna try and make it bigger, so there is a solution. The Rob Solution.

Step 1: Roll a joint. Nice and tight.

Step 2: Shove it into the top.

Step 3: Light it up (the top end of the joint)

Step 4: Well, you know how it works.

(too fat of a join may not work, and may have to relight half-way, but it does work)
Dude 1: Dude, I wanted to break out the new peace pipe I got in Arizona last spring break, but I can't seem to work it.

Dude 2: Dude, just use The Rob Method...

...later in the week....

Dude 1: Dude!! It totally worked!
by Robtheoverdog October 22, 2011
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Boston Method

When a dirtbag from Boston yells at your penis to try to cure impotence
Quagmire: So to cure impotence, you sometimes need to get creative. That's why I'm gonna have you try the Boston Method.
by HeroofHyrule June 4, 2016
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the fiom method

the Figure It Out Motherfu**er method; utilized mid-operation when an unplanned or unannounced change of course or plan occurs, and no immediate protocol is available for use in the decision-making process
i was driving my usual route home today when i came upon barricades with nowhere to go; the city was conducting MORE street work. how nice that it wasn't posted that there was a dead end ahead, or detour signs posted in advance. i guess i'll three point it and use the fiom method....
by nicole aka the haute 'haüsen December 27, 2008
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J Method

When a girl uses one finger to get her thong out of her ass.
Ashley: My thong is so deep in my ass
Katelyn: Use the J Method
Ashley: Damn it really works
by JMethodEnthustiast June 21, 2019
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The Haha Method

The haha method®- a method created & proven By CR where you say "haha" to show you have no interest in what they're saying or are majorly pissed by it. Either way you want it to stop. If they are in anyway smart they will completely curve the conversation.

This method has been copyrighted by CR as of 4/18/16 10:39 pm
Steve: she is so hot look how nice her ass is
Carol: haha
Steve: so nice weather we're having right?
the haha method
by Crankhandle64 June 5, 2016
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The Jono Method

The method used by the "Jono" to pick up the ladies. Nobody knows exactly how it is done, but there have been guesses as to what makes it so successful - such as being noisy as fuck and socialising like a boss. All that is known for sure is that when used correctly, the Jono Method works on almost everyone - blokes think he is the shit and girls are in love with him.
There have been rumours that he is now teaching his Method to a select few.
"Bro! Did you see those girls that Jono pulled the last few days?"
"Yeah mate, I tell you it's the Jono Method. It just works..."
by Stage4FuckYeahMotherFucker September 21, 2012
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