Matthew

A man that can only be described as "the being". He is typically bald, that has a passion for chemistry. He not only hates life but he hates you too. No one can control this beast like demon. The being wears a pink shirt 6.02 x 10^23 % of days. But beware, if you make fun of his his shiny glamorous bald head too much, he may decide to grow his hair back as an attempt to fit back into society. Even with this occurring, you can always identify a Mathew by the eternal bald spot let on the top back of his head. if you try to talk to Mathew he will most likely kill himself before you have the chance to unless it is about chemistry. Oh, he also is very, VERY! gay.
I want to have gay sex with Matthew.
by The murbinator December 15, 2016
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Matthew is a nice caring person likes to and have fun. If you talk shit he will make a fool out of you. If your sad he will come over and help you and be the nicest person in the world. If he had a girl friend he would treat you so nicely like your a queen. He will buy you anything you want and will do any thing for who he loves
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The new term for shitting inside of a glove, freezing it and fingering your ass with the shit- filled fingers.
If my asshole looks a little stretched out today, it's because I gave myself the ol Matthew.
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Matthew known as “Matt”, “Matty”, “Mateo” and“Matty Boy”. The Matthew I know is caring, thoughtful, loving, respectful, honest and loyal. He has the most enchanting brown eyes I’ve ever seen and has freckles all over his nose and back. He is lanky and has a silly contagious laugh and he makes the funniest facial expressions ever. He loves animals,nature,fishing, swimming, camping and other outdoor activities. He gives the best kisses and makes you feel better when you’re feeling down and listens to everything you have to say. Matt doesn’t let things bother him or get in his way. Matthew is super calm and never looks for arguments and always settles any problems he has peacefully. Matthew is rarely mad and always has a good attitude on him. Matt has a hard time expressing his emotions at times he tends to keep his feelings to himself at times and won’t rly open up to you about the way he feels unless you ask or unless he is feeling you and wants to tell you. Matthew loves attention and loves knowing how much he may mean to you. Matt loves when you play with his hair and give him cuddles he loves attention and love. Matt is sometimes selfish though and thinks about him and not about the other person.
Does Matthew love me or is he an attention whore
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matthew. he’s also tall. he’s full of trauma. he has a contagious laugh. matt is gay? matthew is not willingly homophobic. he’s kind. #ariesprince #sexy #spectacular
Matthew might be a bottom”
“Matthew is second tallest in the building
“Matthew hates twinks
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Matthew is very mathematic, cybernetic, islamic, masculine, muscular, manly, hot, sexy, etc.
OMG ITS Matthew! - MATHEMATIC CYBERNETC MATT!
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A fucking trash can at apex. Absolutely garbage at octane yet playing one of the best characters. So many fucking L’s, he just so awful at the game
Damn Matthew just fucking scolded the game as usual, but what would I expect from him
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