matthys

usually an, unpredictable, inconsiderate, stupid foreign person with an unpronounceable name, usually pronounced "math is".

Wow, that guy is such a Matthys.

by Aaraodbhmbdifbd November 20, 2016

Quick Maths

To do math so fast, your brain explodes

"Aye you kno Johnny?"
"Yeah I heard died of quick maths"
"Damn such a smart man"

by LongDickJohn December 4, 2017

Mathus

Usually has a big and when I mean big I mean a big cock. People with the name mathus are sex driven are the masters at suducing women. But Mathus ain’t homo and will never will be. In the wild there has never been a homo mathus. These are elusvise creatures that will rape and attack and steal your girl.

The Mathus has a big dick.

Mathus made your mom extra wet.

Your girl and Mathus were caught doing the deed.

by James Madison IIII September 23, 2018

Maths

M: Mental
A: Abuse
T: To
H: Humans
S: (the s at the end of humans)

Oh god, we have Maths next period.

by BionicYeti March 1, 2017

mattysexual

The attraction to the one and only
MATTY FUCKING MCKIBBEN

(Mathew “Matty” Mckibben (Awkward))

Since I’ve seen Matty Mckibben on the show Awkward, I identify as mattysexual

by mckibben February 4, 2019

matheson

he loves to have sex with his nanny and he keeps little kids in his room

matheson get your dick outa your sister

by jackkyboy12369 January 11, 2021

Maths

A super good subject. To me, it's really easy at first but hard if you don't study. I'm called Prof. J because of my knowledge and intense studying:

'Mazing stuff,

Awesome learning
To everyone alike
High school learns it too
Strong walls of IQ help build up intellect.

Guy: MATHS is cool! Ain't it?
Guy 2: Yeah, I agree! So admirable!
Guy: The algebra, the sin, the vectors, the trigonometry...
Teacher: Wonderful speech! Ya' get Maths points for that!

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ProfMathodian04 January 22, 2021