Ahmed's mask is a powerful being. It is an alien who has taken over the body of a man named Ahmed but continues to pretend to just be a mask. The mask controls Ahmed's body and what he thinks. There are no known sightings of Ahmed without this mask. There is no known cure for Ahmed.
by JonesGotBones October 21, 2022
Get the Ahmed's Maskmug. The ability for a total cunt to act friendly around people, such as her boyfriend's friends. Very possibly related to the succubus.
Man, she seems really friendly, but I think she's really good at cunt masking, Larry is always complaining about her.
by torerodrizzle November 20, 2009
Get the cunt maskingmug. A person who wears a face mask in an area where they are not required to and extremely unlikely to catch any virus such as inside a car
Mostly applies to people wearing masks in cars alone
Mostly applies to people wearing masks in cars alone
by Bruhh4488 December 23, 2021
Get the Mask Wankermug. An description of a brown paper style bag used as an expression of disgust said to ya matez when encounterin' an ugly girl.
by Safecracker G September 7, 2004
Get the greengrocers maskmug. When you straddle your girlfriend and pull a batwing {stretching ones' scrotum until it resembles a bat's wing} over her eyes.
I want to give Ann Coulter a Batgirl's Mask while she tosses my salad.
Batwing Scrotum Stretching Flying Squirrel Hillary Clinton Bill Clinton
Batwing Scrotum Stretching Flying Squirrel Hillary Clinton Bill Clinton
by Peter Thrustington, III May 20, 2016
Get the Batgirl's Maskmug. A subject lays on his/her back, and a man dips his balls in melted chocolate. He then places his chocolate-covered balls on your eye-lids, giving the illusion of a racoon mask.
by QuakerOatmeal January 5, 2006
Get the racoon maskmug. by Deputy Ryans February 13, 2004
Get the Men In Masksmug.