Martin 

A man with a dad bod. Most dads with this name think everyone’s moms want him. He likes to change girls like he changes his underwear. You can find him at home watching boxing while swiping on dating apps. If you run into a Martin please turn the other way.

Martin! You don’t even have Netflix to chill.

Martin by Y’all heard November 24, 2021

Martin 

Martin is hot sexy but he is toxic and do graffiti everywhere HE get rejected every time but he will fine hot girl with big boob and big ass and work every Saturday and sunday

FRIEND: oh is that martin he cute n hot n toxic.

CRUSH: what sup foo "shake hand"

Martin by 818notdickson November 24, 2021

Martin 

also known as "the strong one"; "the loving one", "a real grumbler" and "who should that be?"

A male person with extremely good taste in wine.
If a world consisted of ferns and cats, it would be called "Martinsworld".

The last one on earth who knows how to stroke well.

From a reliable source one can say that all martins have a huge heart that barely fits in their chest. That is why they sometimes hide from other people so that they don't recognize from their heart-shaped chests that they are martins.

Martin's eyes pervade into the deepest depths of your own soul, but you will never be able to see into his. Only when you are best friends does he allow you to explore some parts of his soul.

If you see a Martin, give him all the best feelings you have - he´s ever worth it.
And if a Martin likes you - you are the best blessed being on the world and you should be also the happiest.

"Martin thank you."

"Glad to know Martin."

"Everyone waits for Martin."

Martin by Bianshi November 25, 2021

Martin 

Also known as "the strong one"; "the loving one", "a real grumbler" and "who should that be?"

A male person with extremely good taste in wine.
If a world consisted of ferns and cats, it would be called "Martinsworld".

The last one on earth who knows how to stroke well.

From a reliable source one can say that all martins have a huge heart that barely fits in their chest. That is why they sometimes hide from other people so that they don't recognize from their heart-shaped chests that they are martins.

Martin's eyes pervade into the deepest depths of your own soul, but you will never be able to see into his. Only when you are best friends does he allow you to explore some parts of his soul.

If you see a Martin, give him all the best feelings you have - he´s ever worth it.
And if a Martin likes you - you are the best blessed being on the world and you should be also the happiest.

"Martin thank you."

"Glad to know Martin."

"Everyone waits for Martin."

Martin by Bianshi November 25, 2021

martin 

massive dick martin. A nice caring guy

He’s got a bog dick
yh he’s a Martin

martin by wjje November 25, 2021

Martin 

martin is someone with a big shlong and probably the biggest shlong in the world right now xx

wow martin is that the person with a big penis

Martin by MINTO MURRRR December 22, 2021

Martin 

Martin. Someone who finds it hard to commit. He’s super good with kids, a real family guy. He is
super athletic and fast. He will make you feel super special, but then you find out that he gets with a new girl every other week. you’ll get emotionally attached and in love and He will lead you on hardcore. He hesitates to share his feelings, and leaves you wondering what he is hiding. You’ll be off and on in your relationship and then finally he will just cut you out of his life. Martin is very hard to get over, and will likely take months.

martin is a sweet guy

that’s why he can pull all the girls

he just breaks hearts every he goes

Martin by whenyouvegotnothingbettertodo December 29, 2021