Martha

Martha can be a really cold person on the outside but is a very sweet person on the outside. She usually wears glasses and is very nice and cool. She will get lots of guys or even girls!

Alice : Man i wish i had a Martha right now, i hurt my knee!
Jason : Yea! So true!

by AveryAvo April 4, 2023

Martha Stewart

The person that has ruled the entire galaxy for the past decade.

Marvin Martian's Who Wants to be a Martianare

Marvin: Who has ruled the galaxy for the past decade?

Fudd: HUEGH the Omnipotent?

M: No

F: Refleb 967?

M: No

F: then the answer is C, Martha Stewart

M: Correct!

by Looney Tunes Trivia March 28, 2016

The Martha Paradox

When someone has a crush on another person and thinks that the person they like likes them back because they have been indirectly flirting with them or acting as if the like them

“She did sleep on me but I can’t tell if it’s the Martha paradox or not”

by Pls_let_me_use_a_name November 25, 2019

That Martha Stewart

Describing the best sex act. Martha Stewart is a perfectionist at everything. Therefor, anything she does sexually must be perfection as well.

He ate that pussy so good, it was like he put that Martha Stewart on it.

by LRPeer March 29, 2024

Chocolate Martha Stewart

Name given to Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA a United Kingdom born, Southern California/Washington state resident specializing in floral arrangements and interior design creations for his note-worthy ability to channel unorthodox color concepts while inspiring out-of-the-box creative ingenuity.

"Did you view that gorgeous living room concept? It looks like the Chocolate Martha Stewart strikes again!"

by Live-N-Learn May 14, 2025

saint martha

the worst place in planet EARTH

hey look it’s saint martha’s! the worst place in planet earth!

by add 222 November 1, 2019

Jean and Martha

In a best friend relationship the dominant one can be called a Martha while the submissive one can be called a Jean.

tanvi and kyrah are so jean and martha

by Tanviandkyrah September 10, 2020