Margaritaville Theory

This theory states that if a middle-aged man has too much laid-back fun he ceases to exist.

Not sure where my dad went. My mom said to look up margaritaville theory

by forexchampion March 23, 2020

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margaranne

A toxic baby mama who used to have a butterface but lost her hot body status years ago. She’s a step down from Butteranne (Butter) due to being a shity human being hence the Margaranne (margarine) title.

These trashy women have two first names that end with Ann or Anne.

These types of bitter women typically talk shit about their baby daddy’s and use the court system to push fathers away to ensure a negative relationship with the child’s father all for a financial gain.

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#ididitallonmyown
#wheresmychildsupport
#singlemom
#deadbeatdads

Margaranne kept her son away from his father on Father’s Day Out of spite because they didn’t parenting plan in place.

by Notadeadbeatdad April 17, 2020

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Margaret-jean

Margaret-jean is an athletic, competitive girl. She will whoop your ass at any sport and have fun while doing it. She is also a kind, amazing, and loyal person and you’ll be super lucky if you end up friends with her. She is immature yet responsible person at the same time. She has a great sense of humour and will bake you the tastiest treats!

Margaret-jean is an amazing friend, she’s so nice and caring!

by ToriVioletRose July 22, 2020

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