Suny Maritime Football

a sad excuse for a D3 team in the NCAA they are shadowed by all the other D3 teams at maritime. With its ten coachs the team proudly loses on a weekly basis, when facing this team physical disabilities are not a factor as the lose to the Deaf team on a annual basis. With a grandstand of fans made up only by half the players parents its always a good showing. This team drains the little retarted step child of the suny system of many resourses including money which is not easy to find. Many students feel the team should be scrapped similar to the stallworth or sunk to the bottom of some deep body of water.

Members of the team are quick to judge other teams like the sailing team which its ranked top fifteen in the country and the crew team which is also ranked well. The maritime football is a sad excuse for a team at all ... but because the are a football team the school throws money at them thinlong we are some ivy leage school

Suny Maritime Football sucklike similar to the Maritime Blast who is farmiliar to the team

hey did you go to the game the other night,

responce.. no i had something better to do

... what was that ........ poke my eyes out

hey did you hear about the game this weekendto watch "suny maritime football"...... no

im thinking about trying out for our football team..... why because you feel bad for the hearing impared and you want to help there self esteem

by joker2727 November 30, 2009

Maritess

A Filipina immigrant who worked as the Super Friends’ maid at the Hall of Justice. A satirical depiction made by comedian Rex Navarette.

Maritess is a parody of an Asian domestic helper.

by Kar-len O' Whirl February 22, 2009

marmite motoway

ones anus.

"i had a road traffic accedent on ma marmite motoway this mornin!"

by cockney hitcherrr April 11, 2009

Marital Bush

When a woman stops shaving her private area because she just doesn't care anymore now that she is married. This can include her legs and pits too.

This term is also applicable to men if he stops "grooming" his area because he has gotten too comfortable in his relationship.

*Individuals can have a marital bush without necessarily being married if they have already become too comfortable in their relationship.*

"Damn, that shit used to be nice and smooth," said Bob.

"What's going on now?" Asked Sam.

"She's got that marital bush going on. She just don't give a damn no more."

by RitaMcCheetah99 January 7, 2010

Marmite Finger

When either toilet paper tears or it is not positioned properly while wiping. As a result your finger resembles Marmite spread on bread.

When wiping I ran out of runway and over ran onto my finger, thus a Marmite finger.

by Jackorc November 16, 2010

Marmitification

The Act of marinading oneself in a bath tub of marmite with the purpose of blackening oneself up in anticipation of a night out with the opposite sex who are attracted by a being with darker skin.

Jim - Hey bob you out tonight?

Bob - Nah boss, I'm going out tomorrow with Kelsey and the gang...!

Jim - You'll never pull them!

Bob - Yeah I've contemplated this and decided an evening of marmitification is the only option.

Jim - Worth a go...

by Its tricky May 18, 2011

Marmite Dog

The act of smearing Marmite on your balls, for your dog to lick off!

Guy 1: I had a Marmite Dog last night.

Guy 2: what the hell are you on about?

Guy 1: Yeah! I smeared Marmite on my bollocks while I was whacking off, then I got the dog to lick it all off!

by Nerofalco1 May 21, 2011