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marbology

The study of marbles under ridiculously theoretical circumstances.
"What would happen if a marble was dropped off an airplane into a pool?"
"Hmm, sounds like a question for a marbology professor. People study those sort of things you know."
by Professor of Marbology November 17, 2011
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Shitty kitty potty marbles

Shitty kitty potty marbles are the small gifts of a gassy food loving cat named chrissy. They come in all sorts or colors but mostly brown. Chrissy is often found batting her marbles around in a big bowl of water when she thinks no one is looking.
Eww shitty kitty potty marbles! I hate you chrissy!
by chicky.has.been.shot January 29, 2014
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Marble Nips

When the nipples not only become erect for no reason, but also red and painful. Usually occurs during puberty.
I woke up feeling like some one gave me a tittie twister, turns out I had marble nips.
by Iamonfirepleasehelp June 30, 2009
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Marble arch gathering

A place where unloved people go to feel accepted
Lonely bob went to the marble arch gathering to find some friends
by LAD199712 August 31, 2013
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marbury

Was once the best school ever, (Now closed) located in Aldgate, south Australia.
I would've gone to school at Marbury if it didn't close down
by Marbarian December 24, 2004
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Marblehead

Marblehead is a little town on the east coast of Massachusetts. This town is noted as the birthplace of the American Navy, but it is also home to one of the biggest groups of rich, snobby, stuck up, ignorant, dumb ass liberals who get whatever they want. The younger genreation of the town takes what they're priviliged with for granted, and use their $100 a week allowances to buy pot. The jocks and the sluts have wild drinking parties nearly every Friday which eventually turn into orgies. The school system is also bullshit. The students are expected to get perfect grades in everything, and if one obtains lower than the standards, the it's off to community college!

There are several defining gorups that make up the town of Marblehead. For example:

The OCD Gamer: They only go to school because they are required to by Massachusetts law. If they didn't have to, they spend all day palying Xbox Live and fapping to bad hentai.

The Emo-Fag: The ones that wear band shirts, studded belts, and pants so tight that thier feet inflate. They often whine about how bad it is to be an only child in a 3 story, 5 bedroom house with their own souped up electronic collection and a constant source of money. Man, life sucks.

The Jock: The competitive sports athletes who follow one code:
"Party, drink, eat, fuck, repeat." They usually recieve their own sports car for their 16th birthday and listen to nothing but shitty "gansta" rap. I'll remember to tip them after they've filled up my car.

The slut: The girl that talks about a million words per minute, comapre how many times they gave head at summer camp (I think the record is 4), and are the number one consumers of Yaz. Some get good grades, but most of them can't even locate Iraq on a world map. They talk in broken ebonics (yes, it's possible), the length of their skirts matches their IQ, and they wear a good inch of make-up to hide their excessive acne.

So, all in all, don't go to Marblehead. It's a waste of time, money, and you'll just end up unstatisfied. Go somewhere awesome in New England, like Portland, NH, VT, Boston, Springfield, ANYWHERE BUT FUCKING MARBLEHEAD!
Marblehead sucks more than a Dyson.
by TheAngryOne March 28, 2009
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Marbles

Marbles i.e. a sexual game; Two partisipants place anal beads inside their anus. Then on the count of 3, they pull the anal beads from their anus' and begin to fight each other with them (Favorite styles include using the anal beads like a whip or swinging them like a piece of chain). Ther first partisipant to bleed from their injurys looses the game.
"You look pretty beaten up there! Get in a fight?" said the Nurse

"No i lost a game of Marbles" replied Jamie.
by Thomas david ford June 17, 2008
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