Marathon

As in a herd of cattle, a pride of lions, or a murder of crows, a "marathon" is the collective for meetings, as in "a marathon of meetings".

Between putting this definition into Urban Dictionary and my marathon of meetings, don't expect me to get any actual work done today.

by dlairman August 22, 2023

Marathoner

A person who has run more than 6 marathons, and/or has shit themselves during at least two races

Wow, Prancis finally became a marathoner

by Janet Butterworth November 4, 2023

Maratha

A group of uncivilised hindu people with dark skin and lower iq. These people fill up 40 percent of slums of Dharavi, Mumbai and generally try to act like a mafia of Mumbai but barely earns enough money to buy food.

maratha go back to your slum, why are you harassing muslims?

Arey bhag na gawar maratha

by ieatvenom February 7, 2024

Marathe Position

When a female sits on the toilet backwards to allow an unobstructed stream and back flow of urine to prevent irritation of the vulva.

Caitlin was having redness and itch to her vulva until she started practicing the Marathe Position when she pees.

by BabsRN May 15, 2024

Marathon Pedophile

A term coined by the 2021 visual novel comedy "Class of '09." The main character, Nicole, describes it as: "He tries to make you question society's hatred of pedophilia before he actually goes after you. So then you'll feel bad if you tell on him afterwards." "A predator that plays the long game, a marathon pedophile."

Nicole: "He's what I call a marathon pedophile."

by sunfighteryoriichi July 2, 2024

marathon song

an fnf song that has multiple characters and spans at least five minutes, can have a near infinite amount of time

I just released a new marathon song about Birbo's Fun Math School.

by BaldiEnjoyer2310 December 8, 2024

Marathon

A f--k--g type of thing where people race each other.

My cat ran a f--k--g marathon.

by Cat LVR April 27, 2025