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manitard 

the words maniac and retard fused together. used to describe someone who drives like a maniac/retard in hazardous conditions and thinks that all wheel drive makes them invincible.
This person passing me is such a manitard, you can't even see the road.
manitard by Blankfacehand March 7, 2011
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transientmental meditation 

A 'heightened' heightened sense of self awareness brought on by un-conscious thoughts so deep into one's own psyche as to cause the condition of schizophrenia. These people are usually only a danger to themselves, unless of course, they get elected to public office. Then they are a danger to the real world as we know it and are then to be known by the group name: Democrats.
Here's another bill introduced into Congress for a study to determine how to reduce the current wave of senseless spending by 6 Billion dollars. This bill will probably pass as it brings Trillions of dollars into the sponsor's home district required to complete the study. He must have come up with this one during a recent transientmental meditation.

PRO!meditation Murder 

The exceeding level of premeditaion murder. This type of murder is the most dangerous and well-planned.
The detectives were befuddled by the mafia due to their PRO!meditation murder tactics and couldn't pin the crime.

meditated assault 

physical, mental and emotion rampage of music that will shake rock music to its core, Meditated Assault was formed in early 2006 by guitarists Rico and Steve. They were soon joined by bassist Matt, when he learned the bands earliest two songs, Autonomination and Dawning of the Day. The trio wrote and rehearsed original material for a few months before coming across drummer Jeff....The band came to a sudden halt...and went seperate ways with new found drummer Jeff and long time bass player Matt...the band looked under every rock and stone to find the right drummer and bassist to complete the lineup....
And they were found....Adding drummer Tony and bassist Adam...the band is now complete! Now the band has a new arsenal of songs to unleash!!!
There is no example for something that is the first of its kind, Meditated Assault is molded out of the very idea of music that comes from the heart as if the microphone was plugged into each of the members hearts
meditated assault by [HawK] January 6, 2008
The name of a girl in the "TTYL" series. These books include TTYL, TTFN, and l8r g8r. They're all awesome books.

Author: Lauren Myracle

Madigan's name in the book is actually Maddie but her real name is Madigan. She's the perv of the friends and she's really out going and ends up doing pot in one of the books. Haha.
"zoegirl: i gave doug a his first blow job.
mad maddie (Madigan): spit or swallow?
zoegirl: eww maddie!"
l8r g8r (I think)
Madigan by thesoso May 11, 2009

Mask Meditation 

When people in a meditative or prayerful state are unprovenly more likely to graduate to a semi-conscious or hypnotic state, or are more prone to experience a trance, if they don a face mask for paranormal or unexplainable reasons.
What percentage of masked folks who practice yoga as a transcendental activity rather than a mere breathing exercise are likely to reap the spiritual or occultic “benefits” of mask meditation?
Mask Meditation by MathPlus July 14, 2021