Jose Landino

Jose Landino is a pro at rap battles and got his skills from roblox rap battles.

Person 1:hey who is Jose Landino.
Person 2:Jose Landino is a proffional rapper

by gfrftgyhbgvbyun November 14, 2019

Where we landing?

Where we landing? Landing this dick in yo Ass muthafucka.

Where we landing?

by FortniteScammyBoi November 12, 2018

Sticking the landing

When you jump with an erect penis and land perfectly in the vagina.

Johnny jumped off of the bed to perfectly sticking the landing in Yolanda.

by Mommymilker1000 May 3, 2022

landino

another word for along 9 inch cock

Makayla Landino has a HUGE landino

by landinosaurous January 30, 2017

soft landing

Laying a carpet of toilet paper over the surface of the toilet water before taking a dump so it does not splash.

I knew my boss was in the next cubicle so I had to make it a soft landing.

by real name October 22, 2014

Landing strip

When you are in or about to begin the act of male masterbation in your bed and lay down a neat line of toilet paper at the projected target so it doesn’t get on your bed.

Guy 1: yea man I laid down the phatest landing strip last night but it just want enough to contain this December 1st nut.

Guy 2: I totally get it man same thing happened to me

by Cay919 November 30, 2017

Reverse landing strip

When you shave just the center of pubic hair and not the sides. Also what that Fendi Scarf looks like. (It's not a thing people do.)

She had a reverse landing strip.

by LolJunky October 18, 2018