lodged horseshoe

Someone who has a run of luck is said to have a "horseshoe lodged" deep within the nether regions. Usually after a long string of beating improbable odds and reaping the benifits of their luck.

Brett Murray just gave me another bad beat, he had a two-outer! I swear that he has a lodged horseshoe tonight.

by Timmah17 April 20, 2006

logged on

when someone shits on you, you have been logged on

Peter logged on me today

by kermit999 October 25, 2009

pre-loved

Individuals who were previously part of a live-in relationship, whether through marriage, civil union or just living together. The word includes those who were divorced or separated plus those categories that did not previously have a word.

Jeff and Robert were lovers, but are now pre-loved.

by Tall New Yorker November 30, 2010

R/loded diper

A subreddit for people with deep fetishes for the diary of a wimpy kid series

Hey I busted a huge nut when Greg Heffely molested his uncle Gary on the R/loded diper subreddit

by Ploopy snorter420_69_666 November 29, 2019

Loled

An expression you use when something is way too funny, your brain doesn't work and it's the only word you can think of.
(Is prenounced: la-wul-ed)

*A friend says something really funny*
You: "Oh my gosh i just loled in my pants REALLY hard!"

by Brittanayyyy February 21, 2011

Water Logged

Water logged: sex act, submerge meat in water for 4 hours then when you and your mate are ready for intercourse you pull your meat out of water and slap your mate across the face to start the games.

Hey wanna see a water log, mate replies yes you come out of bathroom and sale her unexpectedly with your meat and yell water logged!

by Jacques LaCox May 9, 2018

Loge

verb. smoking marijuana

let's loge!

by pothead111189 February 5, 2010