stop light texting

Stop light texting is the act of sitting in your car, at an (ideally) long stop light. This is the perfect opportunity to check email, update your FB and scroll through your social media. Typically, if you have teens or children in the car, the act of stop light texting will be rudely interrupted by younger people telling you to stop!

"MOM, stop texting and driving!"
"OMG, I'm stop light texting, leave me alone! Sheesh. You are so over-schooled in this topic!"

by Funny Moms October 26, 2016

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my light-blue

Looking into the eyes of this person makes you feel like swimming in the most beautiful light-blue ocean of the world, save, fascinated and overwhelmed by that beauty. Like diving deep into the ocean you can loose track about time when diving into those ocean eyes.This girl is your comfort place and makes you wanna come back instantly after leaving.

Person 1: Who is your light-blue?
Person 2: You can't be real asking me that question .. of course my light-blue is ...
Person 1: Your gf Emma isn't it?
Person 2: Emmaa <3

by iluvuemski December 12, 2021

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Jesus in a lightbulb

The thing that appears above your head when you think to yourself, either silently or out loud, "WWJD?"

When you suddenly have a thought of remorse or guilt, the moment the lighbulb appears above your head, (only this time with a vision of Jesus in it with his hands held out and that puppy-dog look in his eyes...) that makes you stop and rethink your actions and the repercussions of those actions.

Dude: "Hmmm... I probably shouldn't have pocketed that $20 that just fell outta that lil' ol' lady's purse...."

(Result: Jesus appears in a lightbulb above wrong-doer's head).

by munchkin'smom July 24, 2011

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Double triple bossy deluxe; on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy, and a squeeze; light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

Bubble Bass's order from the Spongebob Episode "Pickles" (S1 E6b). Refers a humongous patty melt-like abomination likely to cause a heart attack ordered using secret menu lingo. Translation:

Double Triple - Triple double, or 6 patties
Bossy - All beef
Deluxe - All toppings
On a Raft - Substitute bun for toast
4x4 Animal Style - Patties fried in mustard
Extra Shingles with a Shimmy- Double toast on either side with jam

Squeeze - Orange juice
Light Axle Grease - Lightly buttered
Make it Cry - Extra onions
Burn It - Well done
Let It Swim - Extra Sauce

Squidward: "Let me guess tiny, a small salad?"
Bubble Bass: "I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe; on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy, and a squeeze; light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."
Squidward: "We serve food here, sir."

by ShovelInABucket October 4, 2021

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