Librarial Complex 

noun {lahy-brair-ee-uhl kom-pleks}
a Post-Freudian theory of an all too unrecognized complex held by ALL nonlibrarian males and females; desire to possess the sexual powers of the average librarian.

Male patron in library queue to take out the latest Stephen King novel: (Wolf Whistle at the librarian behind the reference desk) Damn she's hot!
Female friend of male patron: (pouting) You never whistle like that for me. :-(
Male patron: (rolls eyes) You're not a librarian. Librarians are sexier then all of us. You have a librarial complex my jealous unsexy friend.

Librarial Complex by Tsarstepan April 25, 2010

librarian hot 

a strange and unfathomable quality that some women possess.

the ability to look amazingly attractive in traditionally very conservative clothes such as heavy sweaters, thick framed glasses and severe tied back hair styles. librarian hot women are almost always seen with a thick book of some kind

often can be used about female love interests in romantic comedies before their big makeover. the beauty is there, they're just not dressed glamorously.

that chick over there is so librarian hot.

librarian hot by Netp December 5, 2007

school librarian 

a depressed, old woman with a dead end job who likes to flaunt what little power she has over students who are only looking for fun.

dayum, miss bartolotti was being such a librarian.

school librarian by erik December 1, 2003

librarian talk

Derived from the porn industry's portrayal of librarians, a round about way to say phone sex.

I had a librarian talk with my girlfriend.

librarian talk by spintwig August 12, 2009

Librarycucking 

To spend a copious amount of time studying in the library only to end up as a wagecuck for life.

James: Anyone down to hit the main library for a huge librarycucking session?
Tony: Yea man I have lots of work to do.
James: Alright mate, I'll see you up there at 7pm. Don't forget your laptop charger!

Librarycucking by TMIZZ October 15, 2018

Bottom Librarian 

When you're struggling at the bottom of the class, find the ugliest TA. She's the bottom librarian you hook up with to get an A in the class.

How did Anthony get an A in the class? He plowed the bottom librarian all the way to the top!

Bottom Librarian by UrbanPlow69$ July 29, 2018

Grumpy Librarian 

When your taking a dump and midway through your push, as your dropping your kids off a loud fart whisper escapes to quiet your loud grunting and pushing.

Jacob ran to the bathroom in a number 2 emergency, he sat down and gave a hard push with a manly grunt that was silenced by the grumpy librarian.

Grumpy Librarian by Carlofduty March 30, 2019