Loafing

To soddomize yourself or another with a frozen loaf of bread.

(guy 1)hey im going to the freezer to get a loaf. (guy 2) you can count me out if you'r going to be loafing yourself. Or "Go loaf yourself"

by Euan bis February 21, 2009

Leaving A Trail

When you itch or in anyway cause your pubis to fall off.

It was obvious that Jack was whacking off in my bedroom because he was leaving a trail.

by Thomas Johanson (Worlds Greates Tennis Playa) December 1, 2003

leaping gnome

a midget that happens to be jumping.

Oh my god did you see that leaping gnome go past just now?

Colton you are such a leaping gnome

by Maton22 April 7, 2008

Leaning to the left

To be visibly under the influence of opiates. whether it be pills, powder, syrup, or syringe. you tend to slouch to one side when sitting up or standing.

I was leaning to the left off that `surp.

by Colin Daniels February 26, 2009

Leading Statement

A leading statement is similar to a leading question in that it makes an open ended or attention grabbing statement to influence a person to think a certain way or do something. A common use of this is in article or thumbnail clickbait, where a leading statement is used to imply something else.

That Youtuber has a very clickbait-y, leading statement as his title.

by Nutmeg??? November 9, 2018

Leaning Tower of Pisa

When u drop a monstrous solid deuce in the toilet, and it is backwards in the bowl, then when the water turns it around, it gets stuck in the drain diagonally and projects up from the bowl.

I had to run to the shitter and let loose, i couldn't believe the size of my shit, when i flushed it was a leaning tower of pisa

by Larbear May 24, 2008

Leaning Tower of Pisa

This is a sexual position providing 3 males and 1 female. The female stands straight up. The first male has vaginal sex with the female. The second male has anal sex with the female. And the third male has anal sex with the second male. This is simply a lop-sided eiffel tower, hense the name Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"The other night, Chris, Todd, and Josh got drunk and gave Erica the Leaning Tower of Pisa."

by Archer Moore August 22, 2007