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Wallet Leach

A term used to describe your children after they've been around a few years and you realize just how much of a financial burden they really are. Generally people compensate the fact that they're pissing away all their money (on someone that will probably be a dead end loser just like them) by telling themselves that all that money spent (wasted) will one day result in a well rounded successful human being.
I use to make a comfortable living, but then I had a couple of wallet leaches and now I've got to get a second job.
by Guru on a hill September 10, 2011
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douche leash

The leashes worn on the sunglasses of a frat boy or douche bag. Commonly complemented by above-the-knee plaid shorts, a polo shirt that is too small, and sandals or boat shoes - frat gear. The doucheness is compounded when worn at night.
It's 10 o'clock at night and that frat boy is sporting sunglasses with a neon green douche leash.
by trinalise November 26, 2011
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Reverse leash

When a boyfriend insists on brining his girlfriend everywhere even if his girlfriend does not want to go. The boyfriend thus places the leash on himself and gives the leash to his girlfriend.

Commonly linked with the term 'on a leash' where typically a female restrains their boyfriend from any freedoms and demotes him to a pet status.
That guy can't go anywhere without his girlfriend, he's on a reverse leash
by JRJRJRJR8 April 17, 2021
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Surface Leather

Surface leather is a phrase created by Youtuber Kurtis Conner, used in place for the phrase “Surface level
“So, surface leather- huh?”
by someoneyouwillneverknow77_ April 14, 2022
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Priest On A Leash

A very good door musical about sex and lots of sex its so interesting it stars Egg and Thayne and some other people too LOL
‘I went to see Priest On A Leash yesterday, i had to remove my child from the theatre’

Thats great bill i put my dog down yesterday
by FatAlfredFatFattyFat June 4, 2021
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leather penny

"The girl was so friendly, I won't just eat her box, I'll lick her leather penny!"; "Pour the rum high to achieve the leather penny"
by brown paperbag February 13, 2009
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Leather Seat Syndrome

Refers to the annoying condition of always getting a sweaty back in summertime from riding in a car that possesses leather seats.
Woman: "Honey, why do you keep rolling down the windows?"
Man : "My leather seat syndrome is making my back sweat like a whore in church."
by BigVolFan32 July 20, 2009
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