Law and Order 

A Law and Order is when the man is getting a hand job and comes on his partners ear and his fathers expensive couch while his partner is preoccupied watching television.

Dude, how am I gonna cover up the law and order I pulled last night? My dad is gonna kill me!

Law and Order by TrainerSpyro December 20, 2010

Law of the Dumbarse 

In a modern life defined by order and waiting, one often ends up in 'queue': real or metaphorical. The Law of the Dumbarse states if a Dumbarse in the 'queue' stuffs up and stops the queue from progressing then all others behind him or her must suffer as a result.

Things were going ok, when, according to the Law of the Dumbarse, things began to go wrong. You can always count on the stupidity of others.

Law of the Dumbarse by Azrael September 18, 2003

Law And Order 

Anything describing or pertaining to sex or sexual acts, defined by the theme song of the show Law and Order sounding strangely like porno music.

Also called LAO or the symbol of the stick figure jack off that we've all seen since middle school.

Kay: What did you do last night, Kris?
Kris: Oh, just hung out with my girlfriend, watched a little Law and Order.

Law And Order by Katy B. November 25, 2006

Law giver  

Law giver= Lazy And Working.
Someone who is employed, usually only worked for one company etc in their life. Constantly having a go at unemployed people, mainly to hide the fact that they have no life skills of their own and could end up unemployed themselves one day, (and try to get out of doing anything at work if they can- quite often have a beer belly!).
Mainly marry young and treat their wives like a surrogate mother and skivvy.
Often read gutter press tabloid newspapers to arm their politically narrow minded and bigoted idealistic views.

Law giver usually driving a works van, 'Look at all them lot coming out of the Unemployment Centre' (wind's van window down and shouts out while passing)'Get a Job you lazy bastards'.
Unemployed person whispers to himself 'another bigoted Law giver' after spending 4+ hours trying to find a job in said Unemployment Centre (job centre).

Law giver by Greg Claassen August 4, 2008

Law-Less 

An Awesome band from southern Maryland, USA. Search them on facebook at "facebook.com/bandlawless"

Band:Jake Downs,Dustin Downs, Michael Laulis,Alex Mattingly

That Band "Law-Less"

Law-Less by AAJQB July 22, 2011

law dog 

a cool lawyer chick

law dog by ryan February 5, 2003

law of the dick

If it doesn't fit in her mouth, it doesn't belong in her vagina

That bitch doesn't know the law of the dick

law of the dick by Momma Lynn May 15, 2017