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Fuck Lag

When your fucking lagging and your teammates are fuckingly trashtalking you because you are fucking lagging
And fuck lag bro
Fuck lag i am fucking lagging asfuck
by Retarted-Lukie-kun2019 March 28, 2019
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Chat lag

Disruption of sleep patterns caused by chatting all night to a friend from a different time zone.

See: jet lag
American: Damn it, since we've been chatting my days have started at 2:00 pm and ended at 7:00 am. It's 5:00 am here and I have to get up at 8:00 am for an exam.

Australian: It's chat lag, mate.
by Laukev7 August 28, 2010
mugGet the Chat lagmug.

Lag Fag

A scroller or flooder in an online chat room. Someone that sends large amounts of text to lag others on the same server.
Dude, that lag fag just crashed the server connection!
by Dakota January 28, 2005
mugGet the Lag Fagmug.

Lag Slag

Female companion which is often phoned to meet up for casual sex when drunk or (lagging)...

The Lag Slag is often lacking in attractiveness and happy oblige as she is doesn't often get laid.

No means of contact is then made to the lag slag until you are lagging again.
Q.What did you do last night bruv?

A. Got pissed up and met my Lag slag..
by George a Johnson July 15, 2007
mugGet the Lag Slagmug.

drug lag

A disruption of sleep patterns caused by the inability to sleep one night due to the prolonged or excessive use of certain drugs, typically stimulants such as speed or coffee.

Similar to jet lag, only much harder to explain to loved ones.
"I did some speed on Saturday night. Now it's 6 am on Tuesday morning, and my drug lagged self is posting some stupid definition on UrbanDictionary.com."
by TwiceBjørn™ January 17, 2005
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Lag Fag

A man that realizes he is gay halfway through the life cycle of a typical American Male. This person will usually come out of the closet after they have already had children and a stable Career. The rest is nothing but pure akwardness.
Me: Dude John Travolta is gay!!!
You: Yeah, I know, its like when a gamer with bad internet who takes 7 seconds to shoot
Me: Yeah he's lagging big time in his gayness
You: Lol, what a lag fag
by itsdoubleD January 17, 2011
mugGet the Lag Fagmug.

Teacher Lag

The term for trying to stall a teacher because you are bored as fuck.
Teacher - 2+2 = 4
Jimmy - (Thats Easy) I DONT GET IT
Jimmy used Teacher Lag
by eliasnajmclaire November 18, 2013
mugGet the Teacher Lagmug.

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