Klongot Kumfest

When two separate cars, each being driven by a couple having sex, crash into each other head on at the exact moment of ejaculation. The ejaculating males must also be backed up at least 3 weeks or it doesn't count.

"Bro what'd Levi and Kyle get arrested for?"

"They had a Klongot Kumfest bro."

by ktjones123 March 28, 2024

Der Kommer, Hjælp Os!

A callout in the Roblox game "Guts and Blackpowder" used by the Danish troops, usually in a humorous way or in rare cases, a way to signify the need of help when tacked by the game's many threats.

Player one: "Der Kommer, Hjælp Os!"

Player two: "Der Kommer, Hjælp Os!"

Player three: "Der Kommer, Hjælp Os!"

by Planeenthusiast191 February 6, 2025

Jimmy Kimmeling

The act of getting naked and sitting on a shampoo bottle for pleasure

My gay cousin is a seasoned vet at Jimmy Kimmeling.

by PapaSmurf53 March 22, 2025

Jimmy Kimmel

James Christian Kimmel is a talk show host who is single handedly ruining entertainment on YouTube and TV with his brand of humor that appeals mostly to out-of-touch Gen Xers and Millenials. His remaining audience consists of NPCs who have no perception of humor.

Jimmy Kimmel used to be funny, but his show has become painful to watch.

by Ziggmanster June 1, 2025

Kimeny Kim Kim Kimeny Kimmerooo

1: The Kim Dracula fan base's version of Killdozer.

2: The changing of lyrics in the song Killdozer.

We changed the words to kimeny kim kim kimeny kimmerooo.

by LXXLoveRoulette August 7, 2023

Nationaler-Toni-und-Luca-müssen-zusammen-kommen-Tag

Dieser Tag ist festgelegt als der Tag, an dem Antonia Seidel und Luca Monster zusammen kommen müssen. Das ist auch so festgelegt und lässt sich nicht umgehen.

Da kann ich nicht. Da ist Nationaler-Toni-und-Luca-müssen-zusammen-kommen-Tag

by MonsterL April 16, 2022