kristen stewart

Possibly the worst actress ever. She is most known for playing Bella Swan in the Twilight movies(which she completely ruined with her pathetic acting). She has also been in: Catch that Kid, The Messengers, and Panic Room. She is boring and emotionless. She puts no effort into her character and performance and doesn't deserve her job. She's just taking up room in the acting industry when there could be actual talented people in her spot.

person 1: Did you see twilight?
person2: yeah but Kristen Stewart wrecked it with her boring and pathetic performance
person1:Tell me about it. I don't understand why anyone hires her. She sucks!

by tink08 December 20, 2009

Kristen

Lemme tell ya something about Kristen. First of all, talk about perfect, and how you fall in love so fast and instantly. You will never want to ask for anyone else. She will become the love of your life in a heart beat, and you will only ever want her. She is so kind and caring and compassionate. She will always be there for you and I mean always, if you text her at midnight you can expect a text back immediately. She gives off so much love and affection and she really knows how to treat someone like an absolute king. Lemme tell ya something guys, if you find yourself a Kristen like I have, wife that girl. No matter what. She is your eveything and will always be your everything.

Kristen, you are my everything.

by Unknown1942 December 7, 2018

Kristen Stewart

An actress best known for playing in Twilight. She needs to get a personality and shampoo.

Kristen Stewart plays Bella in Twilight? Ew. Emily Browning should have been cast as her.

by Mrs. Felton January 8, 2010

Krusty

A word for a completely annoying person whom nobody likes but won't leave people alone. A person who seems to radiate a strong desire of hate towards them.
Other Qualities:
* Barges into conversations
* Invites self to parties/events
* Sometimes walks like a duck
* Steals Food Without Asking
* Generally Skanky Behaviour
* Gets fisted a lot

Olly: I'm so gunna punch her in the baby maker
Scott: Olly do you not know?
Olly: Know what?
Scott: She got fisted.
Olly: (face crumples) URRRGHHH! SHES A KRUSTY!

by Mazzy B March 18, 2009

Kristen Stewart

Crazy,pot-smoking brat who couldn't act if her life depended on it. Possibly bipolar and manic depressive, not to mention schizophrenic... and not just when she plays Bella Swan in the Twilight series, because everyone knows she plays herself in her movies, and then proceeds to ruin them with her annoying hair-flipping and horrible facial expressions. She can't speak properly either, possibly due to being dropped on her head as a child, or the fact her teeth always get in the way.

Person 1: "Wow, Kristen Stewart just royally fucked that movie up!"
Person 2: "Yeah, she just played herself again..."
Person 3:"...Does anyone else think she always looks constipated?"
(Everyone else): "Yep"

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Person 1:"Well shitttt, her teeth got in the way of her face again!"
Person 2: "It's from all the pot I bet..."
Person 3: "Isn't that supposed to make you more chill?"
Person 2: "Apparently she got a bad batch."
Person 1: "Haha, well she'd get some better drugs if she could act better!"

by fadedportrait September 20, 2009

krusty crab

the act of taking your foot
putting the big toe in a woman's vagina. simultaneously putting the pinky toe in her ass..and pinching.

"hey you know the head cheerleader at school? i gave her a krusty crab last night!"

"no way dude!"

by balh! October 27, 2008

Kristen Stewart

An extremely untalented, self-posessed, annoying, snagletoothed "celebrity" that is most famous for playing the role of Isabella Swan in the best selling book series, Twilight

"Hey, did you see Twilight last night??,"says nerd 1
"Yea man that Kristen Stewart chick is ugly as hell don't you think?," says nerd 2.
"Totally. She wrecked the whole movie...," says nerd 1.

by Bob Lawblaw October 17, 2009