Krispy Kreme

When you jizz in a sock and let it dry for at least 36 hours, then eat the sock.

Mr Pizza Coley- “Hey man, you had any Krispy Kreme lately?”
-Two-Holes- “Yeah Man, but I’ve got to wait another 12 hours or it’s considered a froggy-fresh.”

by Jimmy Two-Holes November 18, 2019

Tyler Kreim

Tyler Kreim: Ty•lur Krh•ime noun; A tall, slender, muscular man with dark brown hair, hazel eyes, an abundance of freckles, and a heart-warming smile. He is caring, careful, and hardworking. A Tyler Kreim will never give up on anything and the world is at his finger tips. He is loved by many while also loving back as many as he can. A Tyler Kreim has one other person that cares about he just as much as he cares about her. A Tyler Kreim is the greatest boyfriend a Lauren Piper (noun) could ever have and she is madly in love with him. Forever and then some...

"Do you see that Tyler Kreim over there? He is always holding hands, and kissing that Lauren Piper chic. Yeah she really got a good Tyler Kreim."

by LovingLauren4ever&then-some February 3, 2010

Garland-Kreem

Crack-head, known for dealing "the crack" and for sweating yellow sweat. Hated by many, this individiual is a known felon and should be treated with extreme caution (many=all) Owen shut up.

these "Garland-Kreems" can easily be spotted by their bulging eyes and sweaty armpits.

by Ari Gunnerson May 23, 2003

kream

used to describe the beating of an opponent by a lot.

Jenny is kreaming Clark at scrabble.

by Kreamster August 19, 2008

krispy kreme

a round,preferably large person. used as a nickname.

Hey krispy kreme, go home and eat a donut!

by blitzkreig bopper December 27, 2006

Eyal Kremer

a guy with the most stupid sister on earth

my brother got a camera for his birthday, and all i got was this puf!

by E.L. Cool July 3, 2003

kremer

A sex move often performed with random collisions and little tact.

"Hey Steve-I had such a good kremer last night!"

by JayVII October 3, 2013