Kobe

Kobe that pretty motha-fucka

Aye ain't that Kobe

by ¿‽? June 24, 2023

Kobe

The goat, smooth talker, handsome and extremely funny. Got some anger problems that need to be solved too
Also a real sex demon nobody can do what he do in the sheets

“Is dat Kobe over there?”

“Hell yea he look good asl”

by johhnnn November 19, 2023

Kobe

/Slang/ for making a shot in basketball. It originates from the Black Mamba (Kobe), famous for taking ridiculous shots and making them.

He screamed "KOBE!" as he hit a fade away in the face of his defender.

Fun Facts: Kobe idolized Michael Jordan and his game was inspired by him.

by MAMBACITA December 6, 2023

Kobe

Kobe: has a massive shhlong

Damn kobe’s got a large ass shlong

by Jdbdjdndj February 9, 2024

Kobe

His big brother go to him any chance he can get and goes to his brother and fucks him but his dad makes him ride it

Have you heard kobe he is screaming in the background

by Deai March 25, 2025

Kobe

When you are so rich you can avoid traffic in your helicopter 🚁. But it will crash and and burn your rich ass. Can also be used when you throw trash in the can but it crashes on the side and slides down and may or may not spontaneously explode.

Did you see that helicopter that crashed into a mountain. Jan 26th 2020? Rumor is they yelled Kobe before dying.

by SIR MUFASA September 1, 2025

Kobe!

What everyone yells when they shoot a fadeaway jumpshot with a paper ball into the garbage can.

*dribble*
*pump fake*
"KOBE!"
*fadeaway jumper*
*brick*

by hi-hat October 15, 2010