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heart knowledge 

1. The maturity of your emotions.

2. The extent of which you understand your partner.
1. eg. His heart knowledge was lacking to such extent that he rocked up to his anniversary with another woman.

2. eg. His heart knowledge was so great for her, that he knew how to comfort her in the event of her father's death.

eg. her heart knowledge was so limited that she didn't notice his absence of smile.
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selective knowledge 

just like 'selective hearing', but with regards to having knowledge. Admitting or not, to having that knowledge, as one seems fit.
Linda was trained on each part of her new job. However, she forgot part B, so she claims she wasn't trained for it. She's using 'selective knowledge' to cover her ass.
selective knowledge by MugWumpy November 14, 2010

insta-knowledge 

Knowledge acquired through brief encounters with google, often taken from a search results page and never referenced.

Quite commonly, insta-knowledge is confused with actual knowledge which comes as a result or learning and experience. Insta-knowledge has yet to be truly recognized as it cannot yet be found on Google.

Whilst insta-knowledge can be useful if you want to know a new recipe, or clean out your carburetor, it cannot be forgotten that it does not make you a political analyst, a virologist, or a doctor.....ever.
Does he even know what he's talking about? Sounds like insta-knowledge to me.
insta-knowledge by Jsnndrwflwrs April 21, 2020

namjoons_knowledge 

Namjoons_knowledge is the best

Fox Knowledge 

noun
1. False sense of bravado caused by an excessive, unchecked ego or boggled memories from the past.

2. Knowledge of foxes
You sure we are high enough level to do this dungeon? (group wipes) Fuckin fox knowledge.
Fox Knowledge by indified July 12, 2021

The Hair of Knowledge 

One long remaining pubic hair (approx. 3-4 inches long) on either male or more commonly found on female genitalia.

Either a remainder from one long bush wacking.
Or that one stubborn cock sucker that gets missed every shave or trim.
"Yo Jared, I just slept with Shauna Palmer, man it was crazy! when i was mucking her barn, i had to stop cause i thought i had a loose hair in my mouth. But nope, it was one long single pube... in my mouth." Said Sean

"Haha, no way! She had The Hair of Knowledge!" Said Jared

phantom of knowledge 

A thick twat. Has absolutely no knowledge of what they are talking about and you can see straight through their bullshit.
Steve said women can't cum through oral sex because he's been told by a doctor. He's a phantom of knowledge that twat.
phantom of knowledge by Trebor J January 12, 2017