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Kettle

Refers to the act of doing something in a ritualistic old fashion manner that could have been accomplished more efficiently through means of a current technology ora faster process. The term originated with tea drinkers who prefer an older approach to the time honored tradition of a social "tea time". It is stated that a certain joy comes from not just the drinking and sharing of a cup of tea but the ritual of steeping the water in the kettle and taking the time to enjoy the entire process involved. A means, to remind folks to slow down in such a busy era and enjoy the process. Also a means to insult someone for being old fashion.
"are you using a tea pot instead of a microwave to heat that cup of water? Whoa's that's Kettle!", "why are you still paying bills with a check book? that's so kettle?", "I enjoy folks who pick up the phone to discuss business instead of an emotionless email or text, it's quite kettle and endearing".
by MD Wayne December 14, 2022
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Kettled

The act of a kettle warming up a liquid inside of it.
The kettle kettled the water

This water has been kettled
by uivuigui bhbh December 19, 2022
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Kettle Sucker

For those who are among the special folk. Not quite a window licker, but a person who sucks kettle spouts and tastes the rust and lime scale.
by TheNaughtyScouseman December 25, 2022
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Kettle

The plural of the popular moniker Karen
Dude, did you see that kettle of karens walk in? I bet somebody is going to want to talk to the manger.
by Prof. Ass Master January 22, 2023
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Knetterkoetje

Getting yourself into trouble by being an innocent, naïve gay twink that is blissfully less-aware of how the real world works.
"Looks like he did a Knetterkoetje again...."
by Mojo12391923 February 7, 2023
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kettle and hob

Cockney rhyming slang for ‘fob’ as in watch fob. Sometimes used is rap or slang as ‘kettle’ meaning watch
Need to get me a new kettle and hob’
by ms11? July 25, 2023
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Kettle Meat

Pot roast. Or when a Viking shits in a pot, simmers his nuts in it for 2 hours and plunders some ass immediately after.
The kona got kettle meat for supper and pleaded for a top up this morn
by Dank Diggler December 27, 2023
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