KILL

A southern east coast slang (typically used in Northern Virginia) when someone gets excited or shocked.

Me: Bruh I'm boutta see Reggie Reg perform in Woodbridge.

Friend: Kill.
Friend: My brother passed away.
Me: Kill!

by Jaden Browner November 26, 2018

keg kill

An event in which a team taps and finishes a keg as fast as possible (usually against another team or against the clock).

Did you hear that the new pledge class did the keg kill in 28 minutes? The flow didn't even stop once.

by foraneagle2 November 18, 2006

sweetest kill

That moment when you'er with a girl you just want to sleep with, you realize you fell in love with her.

I met this hot girl last night and took her home for some fun (to have sex)... But bro she is the sweetest kill. "I think I'm in love with her"!

by relic of war November 25, 2013

Snape-kill

When a spy kills someone very close to them to deceive their dark overlord into believing that they are the ultimate agent. (When Snape kills Dumbledore)

The agent we sent was assigned to snape-kill a loved one in order to overthrow the enemy.

by Tilairgan May 3, 2016

you kill me

this basically means that you make me laugh uncontrollably , to the point where I am literally near fainting

niki : girl, she smell like toothpaste

joy: girl, you kill me

by ------queen September 26, 2019

Kill Stealer

Someone in a multiplayer video game who waits for someone to weaken their enemy and kills them last second so instead of the person who did all the work getting credit the the person who stole gets it.

Person 1: WOW, that's so gay!
Person B: What happened?
Person 1: This noob just stole my kill!
Person B: I fuckin hate Kill Stealers!

by Urmomther January 9, 2008

Kill two birds with one stone

To accomplish two tasks with only one effort.
To use only one action to complete two tasks.

The only true way to kill two birds with one stone literally is to have the following involved:
1)"Kill" two flightless birds with one very big stone. 2) Use one stone but recover it after each shot until two birds are "killed". 3)Wait until two birds are in close proximity and fire the stone from a bazooka. 4)Meteorite collision with Earth.

I have to go to Olvia's house, and you have to see your friend who is with her, let's kill two birds with one stone by both of us going

We can kill two birds with one stone if we go to walmart and get what you need as i get what i need.

by ddddunit December 28, 2005