Pull a Juno

To get pregnant as a teenager and keep the baby.

Pull a Juno

From the popular movie Juno

Anna had sex with her boyfriend for the first time in 10th grade. After this, she found out she was pregnant. After deciding to keep the baby, she had officially pulled a juno.

See also Juno

by Smooshie June 10, 2009

junny

A retarded tech rep that knows less than you do about the problem for which you are calling in for.

I called Cingular for help but got some useless junny.

by Jasno4 December 28, 2005

Junot

A pale imp like person, usually with a major abundance of hair in the eye brow region. They usually eat many assortments of fish.

"CRICKEY! Look at that Junot!"

by Simon March 24, 2004

junoing

the action of drinking directly from a large beverage bottle such as a milk carton 2 liter soft drink or Sunny D

person 1: why don't you just pour that into a glass?
person 2: cause I'm junoing it.

by dancerr. June 28, 2009

juno perv

someone masturbating to ellen page while watching the new 2008 movie juno in theaters.

you're a juno perv for masturbating to ellen page in her new movie.

by eazy-x February 19, 2008

Junortoun

Pathetic excuse for a "suburb" in the sticks, outside of Schmendigo (see 'Schmendigo'), Victoria, Aust. Odd ppl tend to live there, and its common for the Townies to pay them out by saying their name different (see the pronounciation)

'yeh, was thinkin a goen out an' shootin sum rahbits out Junortoun way th'sarvo'

by Athene 'n' Mah Davels May 21, 2003

Junknet

n. Slang

1: the internet 2: any internet content that is an utter waste of one's time or potential productivity -- reminiscent of the 'boob tube' or 'junk food'; used with 'the'

Get off the junknet now and do some work!

I spent all morning on the junknet just checking status updates and watching funny animal videos.

Oh no! I forgot to feed the baby because I was on the junknet!

by eroombob October 14, 2009