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Junkernot

All of them failed their test, they are just a bunch of junkernots.
by Arden Bagwell October 1, 2019
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jungsu

the most loveable 2001 idol. ressembles a cat and has a cute excessive blinking habit.
part of the best rock band in the world : xdinary heroes
i have never loved anyone as much as i love kim jungsu
by jungsuslover December 21, 2022
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Little Junk

A. When a man (usually white) is afflicted with an inadequately sized penis, rendering him unable to give pleasure to a female.

B. Small Dick
When Scott Haggai took off his pants in front of a woman for the first time, she couldn't help but laugh at his little junk.
by Slotheaus P Tooth August 31, 2013
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Junkhandler

The airport screeners who frisk you for concealed items before or after walking through the scanners or metal detectors. Also known as friskarista.
That junkhandler took his sweet time checking my junk.
by gummer stumps November 25, 2010
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Oh junk

Similar to Oh snap, used as an exclamation, but not necessarily for positive occurences or negative ones. Sometimes just used for randomness.
Person 1: Oh snap!
Person 2: Oh junk!
Person 3: I do what I want...
by Blair February 7, 2004
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(insert name)'s junk

A joke that rivals that's what she said in terms of versatility. Simply take the name of someone you know, add "'s junk," and make your comparison.
That test was shorter than (insert name)'s junk.

That throw was sadder than (insert name)'s junk.

Man, I'm out of shape...kinda like (insert name)'s junk.
by lolemma March 1, 2009
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junk science

To Republicans: global warming, the link between second-hand smoke and cancer, and evolutionary biology. To Democrats: creationism, abstinence-only sex education, and supply-side economics.
Ronald: When we cut taxes, it will stimulate the economy and increase tax revenues.
George H. W.: Sounds like voodoo economics to me.
George W.: When we cut taxes, it will stimulate the economy and increase tax revenues.
Al: We've heard of all that junk science before. We need to focus on climate change!
George W.: Now that's junk science!
by DrSamba February 21, 2009
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