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Jenghatron

Noun. Derogatory

A person who instigates and/or perpetuates a junk-show.
A person who can be described as jenghus.

A person who ironically or unknowingly makes a fool of themselves by trying to be cool.

One who sprays and exagerates their abilities, especially in extreme sports, but is totally incompentent and lacking of skill.

syn. sketchball, dipshit, fool, Britney Spears,
shopping-cart-lady, Dick Balls, OJ Simpson, Jeffrey Dohmer

ant. badass, Chuck Noris (if you will), Jeremy Jones, Dean Potter, Victoria Jealous
Antonio, the celibate virgin King of jenghatrons, was proudly mountain biking with his brand new Walmart-brand bike atop a 1000 foot cliff in a thunderstorm, when he realized that he forgot to install the bike's seat and now was about to die with a huge metal pole protruding into his anus---no longer a virgin.

Jamal,the jenghatron prince, saved Antonio from plummeting to his death and later remembered that he hated Antonio and had just prolonged his wait to be jenghatron king.

Mrs. Wong was acting like a jenghatron when she foolishly tried to kill her sexually abusive husband by giving him an overdose of his medication---Viagra. He did not die...
by Dr. Samuel Damm December 15, 2008
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Jengod

Jengod (Noun) | ˈdʒen ˈɡɑ d |

1.) Someone who believes their powers of Jenga to be that of God like status, even though they are literally the worst at Jenga. Like, no one sucks as much as they do.
Jengod: "Holy shit, did you see how I made a move without toppling the tower? I am such a Jengod."
Other Player: "It was literally the first move I don't understand why you are so proud of yourself."
by TheTurthWillBeMadeByMe September 23, 2014
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Jengaship

A word Homsar said while playing Connect Four with Strong Sad.Seems to be a mixture between Jenga and Battleship.
"You shank my jengaship!"
by Eh Steve! September 27, 2003
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Ultimate Jenga

Basically like normal Jenga but every time you take a piece out of the tower you have to do a shot of tequila. Other alcohols can be used if tequila isn't available. In the end your so drunk it gets very difficult to keep the tower standing. When the tower is knocked over the players get to decide a humiliation for the loser. What happens in the end all depends on how drunk you are and how much you like the loser.
Dude, let' play ultimate jenga.
by Mootixie August 2, 2008
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Jengaship

A term used in having all your plans ruined in a board game.
Ohhh-nooo! You shaked my Jengaship!
by School Girl December 8, 2002
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Jenga

And expression used to show excitment usualy
Chris: *gets new car* JENGA BITCH I GOT THIS FOR FREE!
by ChrisR December 17, 2004
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Jengaship

A ship.
Look at that Jengaship! It looks like a ship.
by TheXorcist February 12, 2003
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