cone joust

Get two cars and have them going opposite ways down a stretch of road. Have a driver and person sitting behind the driver in both cars. The person sitting behind the driver has an icecream in their hand. Drive towards each other and attempt to make the biggest mess possible on the other car.

Hahaha, did you hear about the cone joust we had last Sunday?

by Michael November 6, 2004

ass-jouster

joust: to ram a stick at soem other person mostly a male sprt in the middle ages

ass: body part

meaning your gay

brian is an ass-jouster

by Johnny Potsmoke May 22, 2005

Joust

Another word for masturbation.

Raul was jousting in paul's computer.

by ITfag August 4, 2008

joust

When you get a boner while riding a bicycle.

Frank, the bike messenger, was couldn't help but joust when he saw a hot latina chick in a thong walk down the street.

by Strider51 April 26, 2010

Joust

when your girl is on her hands and knees and you run full force with your boner and ram her in the ass.

Can I joust you tonight?

by Rayne95 December 29, 2014

hoop jousting

another name for homosexual bumming

Josh; Hey mike, fancy a spot of hoop jousting?
Mike; go fuck yourself you poof cunt

by uncumo October 15, 2010

Clam Joust

When you put your tongue in a fanny!!

To 'Clam Joust'

OR to Lick fanny!!

Lick someones minge!!

by Sofabee September 16, 2009