Joshua

A jerk who cheats on any girlfriend he has. He's a player and a lier. He will hurt any girl who tries to get close to him. He will make you fall in love with him then break your heart.
A complete player. Joshua.
by madgirl243587 June 22, 2010
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A big blonde kid who has hot broad shoulders, cracks dirty jokes, and is real loud. Hes a madass DJ and is really really tall.
He is also racist and sexist.
by sim the muztek August 26, 2008
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Joshua

The fattest motherfucker alive. He eats all day every day. He jerks off to food network
You ate all the food you Joshua
by Bigsteve69 September 16, 2015
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Joshua

A person that loves Chelsea, and or all things having to do with Chelsea.
Oh, he loves Chelsea? He's so Joshua.
by Chelenza August 02, 2010
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A small town in Texas, about 45 mintues Southwest of Dallas. The vast majority of the patrons in Joshua are football-obsessed, culturally/politically retarded, mindblowingly-moronic hicks who should be shot
Do you know that one town? Joshua? Yea. It totally sucks.
by soadluvr8 October 18, 2008
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A narcissistic, manipulative, pitiful piece of trash. He secretly trusts that he is a God and that every girl wants his dick. Meanwhile, he begs naive girls for their sympathy, expressing that he believes everyone hates him and that he wants to kill himself. Do not give him compassion, he will use it against you. He will beg for everything good in you and use it against you. Joshua has no life. He talks openly about drugs and his interesting weekends only to find out he sits in his room alone on Facebook. I don't think he could ever have drug experience, because no one would offer him drugs. And he doesn't have friends to talk to on Facebook BTW. He just scrolls through the news feed. Josh tries very hard to act cool, for his lack of even understanding how to be cool. Josh dated H, a chill chick. H has empathy. H was nice to Josh. She liked Josh. But then Josh decided to manipulate her. Josh decided to be a real cunt. H hopes Josh goes to hell. H broke up with Josh. H is smart. Josh is dumb.
I'm not sure if Joshua is being nice to her or if he thinks she wants his dick.

Josh would not stop telling me he was hurting himself, but he yelled at me for trying to help him.

I think Josh is just a really dramatic male who manipulates you for his comfort.

Josh talks about terrible things really loud a lot, to get peoples attention.

Josh is a disgusting attention seeker.
by galaxy sloth March 23, 2016
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The most disturbing, irrevant being that has ever existed that looks and also smells like a piece of crap. If given the name Joshua it is basically saying you don't have a life worth living and you should kill yourself. Joshua is the scum of the earth.
That Ugly Thing Is A Joshua
by The Lordy Hoard February 28, 2017
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