johnathan

the finest man you'll ever meet bruh fr he'll either fuck you and you'll reach heaven without dying or leave you sobbing in a puddle after he rejects yo ass

me- hazel hes so cute pls set me up with him
johnathan- sorry i only fuck airplanes
me- *gets airplane transplant surgery*

by tartbiscuits25 December 11, 2019

Jonathan

an extremely nice guy

See that Jonathan over there? I love him.

by ld92 June 20, 2008

Jonathan

someone who will always say the right thing, He'll sometimes be shy, but he'll respect everything you do. he's bound to be handsome, and will look good no matter what. Sometimes, he will take your breath away. He's a dream, picture-perfect, a complete sweetheart. No one could do any better than a jonathan.

Jonathan makes my stomache flutter when he kisses me.

by thecoolestpersoninth3world May 5, 2009

Jonah

Jonahs are the kind of people who will always be there for you, and would never leave your side. Even when they can rough days, always be there for a Jonah cause they will always be there for you. They can become one of your best friends, and if they do, keep them. They can always make you laugh, and even through they can be a little weird, its something you'll end up always loving.

"Have you met Jonah? He's the best!"

by One of Jonah's Bestfriends January 28, 2018

Jonathan

very nice person, warm and welcoming.

everyone wanted to hang around Jonathan at the party.

by underoathETF December 24, 2007

Jonathan

Means:

A gift from God.

And as sure as hell he is.

The best ones are strangely ginger.

Girl 1: So who's this new guy you're dating?
Girl 2: Oh, just some guy called Jonathan.
Girl 1: Dibs on Maid of Honor.

by cannacoop7 June 24, 2013

Jonathan

Jonathan’s are really caring and they will try they’re best to make you happy in every way. They take good care of their hearts and take their time to find the perfect girl. A Jonathan and a Yedith are a great power couple!!

“I wish Jonathan was my boyfriend”

“Does he have a girlfriend??? Damn she must be lucky”
“Is her name Yedith, wow, that’s a great couple right there”

“He’s so sweet”
“Well duh, he’s a Jonathan”

by Therealmexicangirl November 16, 2018