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There is a major difference between a boy Jordan and a girl Jordan. This definition will clarify. A girl Jordan, being given a traditionally male first name by her parents, rocks the name like no ones business. A girl Jordan is a tom boy at heart, but is a sexy stylish girl to attract the boys. A girl Jordan loves to laugh and has an infectious smile. A girl Jordan will put on a badass don't give a shit about anything woaaa why is she such a bitch front, but a girl Jordan is a sweetheart. A girl Jordan is smart and beautiful so get her and hold on because she will be off and running.
Why is she so good at everything?
She's a Jordan.

A boy?
No, a girl Jordan!

Wow, she looks like a bitch!
Relax, she is a Jordan.
by ztopwazhere February 16, 2010
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Jordan Peterson

The God of neutral pathology and an honorable nobleman of psychopathic inner cultivation that cures all mental ailments/inflictions of the mind (Especially PTSD. All hail the King.
"Bow thy head ; Lord Jordan Peterson quakes through with thundering footseps."
by DR. SCHIZONIGGA September 10, 2019
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Jordan

A girl that is the coolest, funniest hottest girl around. A jordan makes you very happy and most people that meet a Jordan will fall for them straight away.
by jeffery3500 October 7, 2009
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jordach

Adjective- almost the same as chav only more so.

Describes the sort of person that one sees in hanging around the job centre/social security office usually identified by gold rings, sportswear, baseball caps, a below average IQ, related parents and children with "exotic" names eg. Chantelle, Rochella or Daralyn
I hate going to the job centre it's always full of Jordachs.

I can't believe that jordach called her kid cacherelle
by gordie303 December 10, 2005
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The Jordan

The process of getting head while hanging on to a basketball rim. If one lets go of the rim before they finish then that is a failure to complete the Jordan.
"Wow, I can't believe she gave Jordan Allen the Jordan!"
"They Jordan Allen'd for a good 40 minutes last night."
by Joseph Smith, Mormon Savior December 2, 2009
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Jordan (girl)

Pretty, funny, sassy, and totally white.
Girl: Oops, Jordan spilled her starbucks again.
Jordan (girl): Can you not.
by dbabs December 20, 2013
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girl jordan

Girl Jordan's are fun to be around. Girl Jordan's will never leave you. Girl Jordan's will give you good advice that will always work. Just remember when you need help come to her
You can always count on girl Jordan.
by Kylee1962 October 4, 2017
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