Jergens

Lotion most commonly used for masterbating. You know you're a thirteen-year-old loser when you have a desk drawer filled with a bottle of jergens and a box of tissues, on said desk is a computer with favorited links to free porn sites, and beside said desk is a trash bin that you emptied three days ago but is already half filled with messy crumpled up tissues and suffocating sperm cells.

Guy 1 : Max is a loser. Just take a look at his desk.

Guy 2 : Ew! Is that white stuff a spot of Jergens he spilled, or...?

Guy 1 : The world will never know.

by $moak$takk November 25, 2011

Jorge

Jorge is a Spanish guy with a big dick,he is good at sex, and gets mad bitches, he usually is good at baseball.

Jorge has a big dick.
Oh my Jorge

by 1234unknown November 7, 2016

Jorge

He is a cool . Lives in Brownsville , Texas
Is very shy and can be anti social at times.
Does brizallian ju jitsu .

He is a strong person , when he falls in love he treats a girl right .

Most of all he has a huge crush on

Jasmine

jorge is badass

by Chorch June 4, 2013

Jorge`

Spanish name that I use on some guy named George because he's a man-whore, and Jorge' sounds like "whore"

Hey, Jorge! YOU'RE A WHORE!!! WHORE-HAY!

by r0x0rz January 24, 2005

jöergen

Jöergen is the stunning, magnificent, OG Minecraft horse of the epic gamer, Pewdiepie. Jöergen is dark brown with white spots, and he sadly passed away from Pewds stupidity and curiosity. Use the Pewdiepie fandom wiki on Jöergen to find out everything about him.

"Jöergen was like a father to me, I loved him like my son." ~ Pewdiepie, Broland, 2019

by violentbicycle October 9, 2019

Joergen

A white-spotted horse in PewDiePie's gaming series "Minecraft Epic". He is a trustworthy and loyal horse and the first animal that Felix tamed in the series. He died from suffocating in a nether portal after Felix tried to bring him back from the nether, thinking that is was too dangerous for Joergen to come with him.

"No! Joergen! Get out of there! JOERGEN! GET OUT! NOOO!"
-Felix Kjellberg telling Joergen to get out of the nether portal before he dies.

by Calico Kaco November 16, 2019

Joergie

Joergie is the kindest, friendliest, most loved, and most attractive person you will ever meet. She'll make your life more enjoyable, and she'll go out of her way to make you happy. If I ever meet a joergie, I'm going to marry her.

I can't look at other girls because I already have Joergie in my life, who is perfect.

by Sweety Kiri June 8, 2021