jock

To smack (at an alarming speed) a mushroom tattoo across the face on the cheek or forehead
I will not hesitate to Jock a bitch...
by Big Bad Bub June 03, 2006
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Jock

Jock is like no other guy you will ever meet. He is funny, smart, kind, handsome, is super cool, has an really sexy body and knows his shit when it comes to women. Ladies swarm him like bees to flower and guys idolize his awesomeness. He has a crazy personality and the courage of a honey badger.
Girl: "I want that Jock guy in pants"
Guy: "Man Iwish I was more like Jock"
by Mr.Sparkles555 January 12, 2013
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Jock

The kids at school who get all the hot girls and are the best at sports.

Kids who aren't a hit with the girls and who can't throw or kick a ball straight, are always jealous/envious of jocks, but try to convince themselves that jocks aren't all that.
Nerd; "Staying in at the weekend is much more fun than going out partying, getting hot chicks and socialising, as a Jock would...brb need to play warhammer!!"
by JockyScottDundee September 05, 2012
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Jocking

Stephen is jocking Kevin so badly it's not even funny, his boxers are ripping...
by Ireland's Slang April 02, 2008
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jock

my stop jock me punk+
by neiman aka swifty April 09, 2003
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Jock

a ladies man that fears nothing. tall and fearfull. i do not want to show my girl this guy.
jocks are not to be reckoned with! especially by fat and fluffy people.
by malice kayz June 02, 2010
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Jock

Abbreviation of "Nob Jockey", meant as an insult, calling someone homosexual.
by Blackers April 07, 2004
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