the kristin blow job

The first attribute that makes a kristin blow job different from your ordinary blow job is that it can only be distributed by females named kristin (kirsten is also an acceptable name). Getting crazy dome from kristin is just like getting it from anyone else, however what makes it so special is that she gives it to you from the shower. So, while you are getting your dick nice and wet, she is getting her hair nice and wet. Kristin must be able to multi-task, because she needs to shampoo her hair and caress/suck on your wiener. The kristin blow job can also be a normal blow job given in a department store's dressing room.

"Damn, what's the deal with that pecan nigger"
"I know he is eating up all the nuts"
"Yeah, that fucker!"
"I won't hate on him though"
"Why not?"
"He has been getting the kristin blow job on a consistent basis"
"Shit, nigga got game!"

by fuckingbitchesgettinmoneyon_em April 24, 2010

German Blow Job

When a guy gives another guy a blow job while rubbing his Hitler mustache up against his balls.

Why do you have cum on your mouth? Were you giving out free German Blow Jobs again?

by PS4 Pro is awesome March 14, 2008

Blow Job Water

When deep throating a chick; it is the mixture of semen and her saliva that drips down her chin.

Dude the other day I was getting a blow job and this chick got blow job water all over the place!

by True Story Bro May 2, 2011

Texas Blow Job

When one person licks in and around the other persons asshole.
Also known as a tossed salad.

"That freak bitch on the corner gives a mean texas blow job!"

by J-Bills March 12, 2008

Copenhagen Blow Job

When a girl gives you a blow job with a dip in her lip.

Hick 1: "Did you hear what Tommy and Tanya did at the bonfire last night?"

Hick 2: "What??"

Hick 1: "She took his can of Cope and gave him a Copenhagen Blow Job"

Hick 2: "Yee-Haw! Drink to that!"

by Tim Burre June 13, 2013

blow job mobile

When you stick your dick into a muffler of a car and have your friend start the car and press the gas and brake.

Dude, im not using the blow job mobile anymore because i got an infection last time.

by Mike E. April 23, 2004

Spaghetti Blow Job

When she sucks on your pubes instead.

Carter: Heyo Ben how was your night? Heard you were with your girl?
Ben: It fucking sucks she gave me a Spaghetti Blow Job.

by OGhypebeast69 March 12, 2017