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Grooming Jam

The inaugral shedding of coose claret after a degenerate nonce has entered his victim for the first time.
When the police searched his bedroom, they found remnants of semen and grooming jam on his bespattered y-fronts and all 4 walls of the room.
by Herbie Dongsporran July 27, 2021
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jam busters

Jelly-filled doughnuts
I'll bring the doughnuts in the morning, but there won't be any jam busters! Last time we had them there was jelly left on everything!
by talk2me-JCH2 March 31, 2021
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Jam shed

“Did you bang that bird you pulled last night?” “Nah mate, she was in the Jam shed so I just got a blozza and gave her a cream tea
by Dirk shufflebum February 7, 2020
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Jam One

The human beatbox. The greatest beatboxer ever. There will never be no greater.
by Sweetness666 September 13, 2006
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clam jam

(n.) - the female version of a cock block; when a girl sabotages another girl's attempt to get some.
"This guy was hitting on me last night and asked me home, but Cara was being super clingy and made me leave with her instead; whatta clam jam!"
by garry larry July 25, 2013
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jam up

adj.
Used to denote something incredibly extraordinary, awesome or amazing. Not to be confused with jammed up, which is a bad thing.
(1)Wow, did you go to Chad's house the other night?!? That guy knows how to throw a jam up party!
(2) How about that girl named Whitney at Chad's party? Man, she has a jam up rack!
by -The Legend- August 24, 2008
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Pearl Jam

A pearl colored substance with the consistency of Jam.

semen cum jiz
She fashioned a Pearl Necklace, out of his Pearl Jam.
by Real Pseudonym March 14, 2019
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