jake 

means you can lift heavy things but cant read books

Good job on that test...pause....not! What a jake.

jake by hizzl November 7, 2007

Jake 

A nickname for the name Jacob, whereas Jacob means “Supplanter” A supplanter is one who wrongfully or illegally seizes and holds the place of another.

My friend's name is Jacob but I like to call him Jake. :3

Jake by Gydro September 22, 2006

jake 

a person who you can't help but love. he is shy at first, but you have to get to know him and he becomes an amazing person.

Man, i really wish i knew a jake!

jake by richgurl224 July 30, 2015

jake 

Jake is argue that you will instantly love and want to get to know. Jakes care about you and always willing to help out.

Hi Jake!

jake by Horses r my life June 4, 2017

Jake 

Entertainer

The house is a Jake's delight

Jake by Charcharcharlie July 2, 2017

Jake 

Jake is a rather elf like creature, with difficulty attracting the opposite sex. He spends a lot of his time sending nudes.

He often gets random errections.

Sam: ‘ Jake your winkie is popping up’

Jake: ‘ I know, it happens a lot...’

Jake by Telitubby June 12, 2018

Jake 

A useless whipped pathetic excuse for a man.
Often found asking girls to peg him

Look at the way that guy acts around girls, such a scared little bitch, what a Jake

Jake by Palpamine November 15, 2018