toaster jacking

The act of entering someone's home and stealing their toaster and nothing else.

Joe: *Pulls out toast* "Fuck, where's the toaster?"
Jane: "Shit, we got toaster jacked!"
Joe: "Ah fuck, not again!"

Mike: "Lets go toaster jacking!"
Bob: "Alright, I've been waiting to get those bitches back!"

by sk8ingdom February 15, 2009

smell jacking

When your with a woman and the only thing she lets you do is finger her vagina and then you proceed home without washing your hands and commence to smelling your finger while jacking off simultaneously.

Joe- man I was with this hot girl last night and all she would let me do was finger her. So I hurried home without washing my hands and started smell jacking to get off.

by lolababy409 August 21, 2010

Hot Jacking

On facebook, when someone uses a picture of someone else entirely or of themselves and a friend who is more attractive than them so that people who don't know them think they're hot.

Does this girl really look like Yvonne Strahovski, or is she just hot jacking?

by SH4D0W27 March 4, 2011

jockeying

verb. Doing a line of coke off another man's boner. This can be either the giving or the receiving type.

Jeff went jockeying with Wayne on Brokeback Mountain.

by addieland July 21, 2008

Jackeline

a wondeful girl

inocent but a bad girl at times

who gives her heart and soul

to her boyfriend

she is sensitive but strong

she's smart school wise

but stupid in boy wise

she always fall for the bad boys.

she has a slim body with curves

and has a beautiful face.

she is also very modest and shy.

and loves her friends.
"Jackeline is so hawt anf fun"

Jackeline is so hawt anf fun
Jackeline has a fat ass

Jackeline is really short , fat , thick

by thetruthteller #yadigg June 18, 2018

Jacking off your dad

Hitting a home run

Did you see that shot Jimmy hit? He was definitely jacking off your dad!

by Justin Thebodix September 7, 2010

Jacking Off

when you take your penis and stroke it up and down intill you shoot the white

that bitch would'nt gimme none last night so i pounded the ol geezer in intill my jacking off juice came.

by Kanidate October 4, 2005