Michael Jacksoning

Totally losing track of time at the sight, sound or movement of Michael Jackson....suffering many burnt meals, being late all the time, sitting in agony being bitten by mosquitoes but unable to move from your TV/computer or put your phone down!
"Sorry honey, dinner is a bit uhmmm toasty, I've been Michael Jacksoning all day!"

Warning: Michael Jacksoning is intensely enjoyable and may interfere with your normal activities.

It can drive you to distraction--and you'll love it.

by Moon Child November 1, 2012

Jack Sparrow Drunk

Drinking alcohol nonstop, never sobering up, and still accomplishing things most people can’t manage to do sober.

I can’t believe he robbed a bank, stole a corvette, and evaded the police after a high speed chase, all while swigging from a few fifths of everclear. That man sure was Jack Sparrow drunk.

by Pannoman2000 September 7, 2006

Jackin

It’s slang for claiming. It’s a New York word. It can also be used in a way as like what you believe or think.

Him: I’m Jackin that he took my headphones
Her: You don’t know for sure so don’t Jack that

by Jayybabyyy February 10, 2020

Jack Edward Johnson

Known for making 6 second videos with his best friend, jack Gilinsky. Also gives the best bear hugs

Girl #1: "OMG! Jack and jack digitour is coming to our state!"
Girl #2: "I know right! I'm going to give jack Edward Johnson the biggest bear hug ever

by Sammywilkslut September 9, 2014

jackwang

An ignorant hillbilly who is incompetent, lazy, half-assed & dim-witted in their work efforts but they think of themselves as great

Tim is a freaking jackwang. He completely screwed that deal up and he doesn't know what the hell he's talking about.

by NeverQu1t June 24, 2017

Jack Thompson

A senseless lawyer; Anti-videogame fucktard ambulance chaser who tries to sue video game companies for making games that supposedly cause violent crimes(tries being key word)
Blames the game developers for things that wouldn't happen if parents knew what responsibility meant.

See Also: Satan Shithead

by I hate asshats May 7, 2005

jacks mannequin

A side project of singer/songwriter Andrew Mcmahon. Basicaly a solo project produced from the help of many other people including Tommy Lee on drums! Mcmahon uses his unique voice, powerful lyrics, and the heartfelt rithyms of his ever so famous piano. With a full album out now they are a great band to listen to whether your happy or sad. Basically Something Corporate with a little twist of pop flavor. For more info see Andrew Mcmahon or Something Corporate.

One hell of a kick ass side project sure to rock you. Jacks Mannequin is awsome

by socofan July 19, 2006